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Searacado 

**Searacado**: (noun) -

The shocking and often traumatic moment of realization that occurs when an individual, typically under the heavy influence of alcohol and narcotics, becomes consciously aware that they are engaged in sexual intercourse with a horse. This term is a blend of "see," "I'm a," "racist," and "fucking a donkey," illustrating the sudden and jarring nature of the revelation. The word encapsulates the disbelief and regret experienced by the person when the fog of intoxication lifts and the gravity of their actions with a creature of a different species comes to light. It is often used in hypothetical scenarios or as a humorous cautionary tale about the potential consequences of excessive substance use and lack of inhibition.
"After the wild farm party, Tim woke up in the barn with a searing hangover and realized he had a serious searacado situation to deal with, as he found himself in a compromising position with Bessie the mare."
Searacado by Juicyceedic July 31, 2024
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free shavacadoo 

A vine. And an avocado.
"get your free shavacadoo
free shavacadoo by blackgirll June 9, 2016

Shavacado Breezynuts 

shahv-uh-kah-doh, bree-zee-nuhts
1. A condition in which one lets their shaved sack hang in a gentle wind often for personal pleasure or the amusement of others present.
2. A pimped-out GF in NWO that is more of a lover than a fighter.
1. Todd enjoyed being all shavacado breezynuts until his mom barged into his room.
2. Shavacado Breezynuts looked fly in his gold jumpsuit as he teamed up for another round of dragon killing in the SH.
Shavacado Breezynuts by Lorcan01 October 8, 2018

free shavacado 

it’s a vine. just look it up.
jamie: what’s your favorite vine?
jack: free shavacado

Shavacado 

Fre Shavacado
Shavacado by itsMURDOCK June 2, 2018

shavacado 

A shaved scrotem/Ballsack/nutsack/ballocks
i love the felling of your smooth shavacado in my tight pussy"
shavacado by pussayyy patrol November 16, 2016

free shavacado 

A classification for a man who acquired AIDS from his dog
How'd easy e die? He got free shavacado
free shavacado by How udoin May 24, 2016
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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