IJOSL 

In Jesus’ Official Shit List

An acronym for the popular phrase: “In Jesus’ Official Shit List”. The acronym was originally a part of a larger acronym - HDIFTBIJOSL - which Stands for: “How does it feel to be in Jesus’ official shit list?” This particular acronym was rarely used as people had a hard time memorizing eleven letters and executing them properly without looking like a total idiot. Eventually it was shortened to, IJOSL.

Unlike WWJD (what would Jesus do) which is meant to help an individual make morally right decisions in difficult situations, this acronym is used to inform a person if he/she has done something wrong – something terribly, terribly wrong.

It has not been proven that such a list actually exists – but one can only speculate that somewhere beyond the incomprehensible spectrum of reality; resting on Jesus’ desk, sits a meter long list of names with the word “shit” capitalized across the top most part of the list.

Those unfortunate few who have made the list will not be invited to Jesus’ tea party – Which experts believe will take place just before the apocalypse.

Some notable people who have made the list:
.Hitler
.Kevin Federline
.Judas
.Bill O'Reilly
.Darth Vader(Jesus is a total starwars fanboy)
.Star Jones
.Kevin Federline (yes. Jesus added his name twice. It wasnt a mistake)
.The invisible man turned pervert
.Pontius Pilate
.Paris Hilton
.me (oh crap - what did I do to offend Jesus this time!?)

Oh Judas, dude - How could you nark on me man? Ok thats it - you are now IJOSL!

IJOSL by Narutard Worshipper July 28, 2008

IJCSLY 

IJCSLY is often a acronym referred to for the song I Just Can't Stop Loving You, by Michael Jackson.

Jamie, IJCSLY

IJCSLY by xEatMyShorts April 16, 2009

Ijoel 

The original latin passion

Ijoel makes me so hot

Ijoel by Digital-Audiophile March 24, 2003

Ijolaperra 

A shorter and misspelled way to say "Hijo de la perra" or "Hijo de perra", Spanish sentence for "Son of the bitch", mostly used in Chile.

Oe que wea te pasa ijolaperra bastarda traga semen

Ijolaperra by AAAXD March 11, 2018

irosl6 

Iro is an internet persona-litty who became famous through tumblr by getting a lot of responses from very known youtuber named jacksepticeye.

Aw shit!Irosl6 got noticed by jacksepticeye!Why can't be like her:(

irosl6 by mariannino August 29, 2017

Iroslav 

This is the most legendary name. Only gods can have it.

Iroslav is the god of the gods

Iroslav by Iroslav November 20, 2021

Well iJosh 

A xbox faggot how thinks they’re cool when they’re actually just a random gay boy

“stop being such a f***ing WIJ (well ijosh)

Well iJosh by SenkiBenki January 28, 2022