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In Jesus’ Official Shit List
An acronym for the popular phrase: “In Jesus’ Official Shit List”. The acronym was originally a part of a larger acronym - HDIFTBIJOSL - which Stands for: “How does it feel to be in Jesus’ official shit list?” This particular acronym was rarely used as people had a hard time memorizing eleven letters and executing them properly without looking like a total idiot. Eventually it was shortened to, IJOSL.
Unlike WWJD (what would Jesus do) which is meant to help an individual make morally right decisions in difficult situations, this acronym is used to inform a person if he/she has done something wrong – something terribly, terribly wrong.
It has not been proven that such a list actually exists – but one can only speculate that somewhere beyond the incomprehensible spectrum of reality; resting on Jesus’ desk, sits a meter long list of names with the word “shit” capitalized across the top most part of the list.
Those unfortunate few who have made the list will not be invited to Jesus’ tea party – Which experts believe will take place just before the apocalypse.
Some notable people who have made the list:
.Hitler
.Kevin Federline
.Judas
.Bill O'Reilly
.Darth Vader(Jesus is a total starwars fanboy)
.Star Jones
.Kevin Federline (yes. Jesus added his name twice. It wasnt a mistake)
.The invisible man turned pervert
.Pontius Pilate
.Paris Hilton
.me (oh crap - what did I do to offend Jesus this time!?)
An acronym for the popular phrase: “In Jesus’ Official Shit List”. The acronym was originally a part of a larger acronym - HDIFTBIJOSL - which Stands for: “How does it feel to be in Jesus’ official shit list?” This particular acronym was rarely used as people had a hard time memorizing eleven letters and executing them properly without looking like a total idiot. Eventually it was shortened to, IJOSL.
Unlike WWJD (what would Jesus do) which is meant to help an individual make morally right decisions in difficult situations, this acronym is used to inform a person if he/she has done something wrong – something terribly, terribly wrong.
It has not been proven that such a list actually exists – but one can only speculate that somewhere beyond the incomprehensible spectrum of reality; resting on Jesus’ desk, sits a meter long list of names with the word “shit” capitalized across the top most part of the list.
Those unfortunate few who have made the list will not be invited to Jesus’ tea party – Which experts believe will take place just before the apocalypse.
Some notable people who have made the list:
.Hitler
.Kevin Federline
.Judas
.Bill O'Reilly
.Darth Vader(Jesus is a total starwars fanboy)
.Star Jones
.Kevin Federline (yes. Jesus added his name twice. It wasnt a mistake)
.The invisible man turned pervert
.Pontius Pilate
.Paris Hilton
.me (oh crap - what did I do to offend Jesus this time!?)
IJOSL by Narutard Worshipper July 28, 2008
IJsel
Very sweet emotional but a person who will show you toughlove. Probably a cool/ tom-boyish/ sporty and optimistic person who can't say no.
Hi IJsel how are you?
IJsel by Chris.P.Baconxxl November 21, 2021
Inoelia
She takes control of her happiness. She is a mujer that when she set her mind to change she makes it happen. She is always ready to set small habits to reach big results. The life that she dreams and desire she makes it reality. She is a dreamer, the biggest dreamer that you will ever met. She loves to get into alignment, get into action and watch her blessings unfold knowing all the decisions, work and hard moments she need it to go through meanwhile people thinks “it’s only luck”.
She is a ruby and it can also be an emerald. She is fearless, fire, full of energy, and loves to light others with positive vibe. Sometimes, she is like a little girl in need of love but if she doesn’t get love back she will let you go and it will be hard to get her trust and love back.
She is a ruby and it can also be an emerald. She is fearless, fire, full of energy, and loves to light others with positive vibe. Sometimes, she is like a little girl in need of love but if she doesn’t get love back she will let you go and it will be hard to get her trust and love back.
Inoelia by beautylatina November 23, 2021