Similar to 'Wapanese', meaning a wannabe-'X', a wannabe Pirate. This trend is used because the POTC films made Pirates cooler and sexy. Words used in a Piratey accent (Scottish/Cornish/Irish/Farmer) and old-fashioned words.Often inappropriate use of these words, and even Pirate behaviour or use of Pirate clothing for no real reason. Making Pirate behaviour uncool, when it had previously been cool.
Wirate - Yarr, I dropped my Pirate booty down in Kneecap Cove! Blast! Blow! Yonder, wench, fetch me my swaggg!Avast, ye!
Jimbob- Shut up man, you work in Asda on the deli.
This is a word most commonly used to describe ones upmost anger when one is watching or doing something online and the WiFi disconnects. This situation will mainly occur when you've typed in a tweet and the WiFi goes and it deletes your tweet.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).