Have you met me?

What you say to someone when they act surprised by something you did that is totally you. Used whenever someone shows they don't know you as well as they think.

Riley: "Kelley, why did you eat the last piece of cake?"
Kelley: "HAVE YOU MET ME?"

by Skippyelvis April 12, 2018

Wirate

Getting really angry when your WIFI internet connection is slow.

Kelley became wirate when she couldn't check Facebook because the internet was too slow.

by Skippyelvis November 18, 2017

Denialator

A person who denies everything.

Someone who causes destruction by denying facts.

Bob will never admit he did anything wrong. He's the Denialator!

by Skippyelvis April 18, 2018

Wirritated

Irritation caused by a slow WiFi connection.

I'm so wirritated that I can't watch cat videos at work because of the slow WiFi connection.

by Skippyelvis October 24, 2017