Skip to main content
Also know as M. McCabe, *To miser* to borrow without intent to return/A miser - name given to the person misering.
"No you cant smoke anymore of my weed McCabe you fucking miser!"
miser by Vladimir March 11, 2004
Words you can keep
Miser is the most burner riter goin out. He dus panels everyday and neva ceases to amaze people with his skills in graf.
--Fark i juz saw a miser panel!
--Man i see them on like every train ay.
--Yeh tru. He fukn burns!
miser by Tomo n Ben April 23, 2005
someone who is very experienced and talented at a certain task or activity. typically used as an adjective.
miser by the goober miser July 11, 2022
A suffix meant to enlarge whatever is put in front of it. The suffix origanates from the miser Brothers in the movie The year without santa Claus
Friend 1: Zoophiles are valid

Friend 2: Shut up cringe miser.
Miser by Wangomango July 7, 2023

Miser-Dick 

A man who is a total ignoramus (and irritating fool), and causes misery amongst EVERYONE.
Yea, that Miser-Dick just talked to me.

Can he just not?

emotional miser 

A person who doesn't give much to others on an emotional level. He or she may be socially adept and charming and quite generous in other ways, but not when it comes to investing love and trust and friendship in fellow human beings. It could be a form of self-defense or it could be a kind of selfishness, or both. The pop cultural consensus is that emotional misers are missing out on the essential human experience by their disconnection. A common story arc features an emotional miser's transformation into a loving, connected, happier person -- often against his or her own will.
Ryan Bingham (George Clooney's character in Up in the Air) and Will Freeman (Hugh Grant's character in About a Boy) are examples of emotional misers in film and literature.
emotional miser by Mojotronica January 8, 2010

Pussy miser 

a woman who gives almost no pussy. In other words a woman who has sex with almost no one.
Kathy is such a pussy miser.
Pussy miser by Deep blue 2012 August 22, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Next