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Bob: "My dad had sexually abused me since I was six, up until the time I ran away from home at fifteen."
Sally: "Well, both of my parents died when I was five and one of my foster parents cut off my left hand and made me eat it."
Bob: "Damn, okay, your misery dick is bigger than mine."
Sally: "Well, both of my parents died when I was five and one of my foster parents cut off my left hand and made me eat it."
Bob: "Damn, okay, your misery dick is bigger than mine."
by Anonandon October 3, 2009
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An individual presented by another dickhead who competes to obtain the highest standard of sarcasm and dicklitude.
Marc being the Dick Mizer that he is, called Mechelle back right after she hung up on him and as soon as she answered her phone he called her a dicklopediac and immediately hung up on her.
by Mechelle Baker December 16, 2008
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