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blog

Short for weblog. Blogs originally had purpose when the few people who had them actually had interesting and/or informative things to say. These blogs still exist, and are quite enjoyable to read, however the advent of blogger.com and livejournal.com has changed this once meaningful application into utter shit, allowing every day idiots to write about how shitty their lives are and why everyone should care.
Good Blog: Informative news, real humor and entertainment. Often build and published by someone with a brain.

Bad Blog: "School sucks", what you had for lunch, why your depressed because your 14 year old boyfriend dumped you and its the end of the world.
by Vladimir June 16, 2005
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motards

"You see that mofo?? he's going 90 in a 30, what a motard!"
by vladimir December 19, 2004
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Egg on legs

A phrase used to describe a person who has done something/said something rather idiotic without realising or meaning to.
Person 1: Oh crap, i locked myself out of the house
Person 2: You egg on legs!
by Vladimir January 14, 2005
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Floxinoxinifilification

The act of belittling a thing or person.
"How dare you Floxinoxinifilificate me!"
by Vladimir October 25, 2004
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Window Shopping

The process of stealling items descrieetly from a store.
"I just got a copy of this game by Window Shopping. Didn't pay a dime"

"Yo, lets go window shopping. I'm broke"
by Vladimir December 3, 2004
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poltergeist

a male that kills himself in order to come back to the human world as a freaky ghost and haunt the house of a hot babe in the hopes of scaring her out of her clothes
girl is brushing her hair one night, thinks she sees someone in her mirror behind her. turns around and sees the rotting, pale corpse of a zombie standing before her, naked. she is so scared that she jumps out of her silken nightgown. the poltergeist is satisfied, and his mission is accomplished.
by vladimir February 23, 2004
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arch duke singe

while performing fellatio, one holds a lighter to his/her partner's genitals
tom gave jill the arch duke singe and she dumped him
by vladimir February 23, 2004
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