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Miser is the most burner riter goin out. He dus panels everyday and neva ceases to amaze people with his skills in graf.
--Fark i juz saw a miser panel!
--Man i see them on like every train ay.
--Yeh tru. He fukn burns!
miser by Tomo n Ben April 23, 2005
someone who is very experienced and talented at a certain task or activity. typically used as an adjective.
"they call me the smooth talking miser"
miser by the goober miser July 11, 2022
A suffix meant to enlarge whatever is put in front of it. The suffix origanates from the miser Brothers in the movie The year without santa Claus
Friend 1: Zoophiles are valid

Friend 2: Shut up cringe miser.
Miser by Wangomango July 7, 2023

Miser-Dick 

A man who is a total ignoramus (and irritating fool), and causes misery amongst EVERYONE.
Yea, that Miser-Dick just talked to me.

Can he just not?

emotional miser 

A person who doesn't give much to others on an emotional level. He or she may be socially adept and charming and quite generous in other ways, but not when it comes to investing love and trust and friendship in fellow human beings. It could be a form of self-defense or it could be a kind of selfishness, or both. The pop cultural consensus is that emotional misers are missing out on the essential human experience by their disconnection. A common story arc features an emotional miser's transformation into a loving, connected, happier person -- often against his or her own will.
Ryan Bingham (George Clooney's character in Up in the Air) and Will Freeman (Hugh Grant's character in About a Boy) are examples of emotional misers in film and literature.
emotional miser by Mojotronica January 8, 2010

Pussy miser 

a woman who gives almost no pussy. In other words a woman who has sex with almost no one.
Kathy is such a pussy miser.
Pussy miser by Deep blue 2012 August 22, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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