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porn stash 

A porn stash is a slang for "pornography moustache". These were very comman in the 70's along with the fucking bush in the pubic region. A more modern porn stash is similar to the one the famous Ron Jeremy has.
"Holy shit that guys got a porn stash, he should be in a porno, homie"
porn stash by Dan January 18, 2005

Peter Griffins Porn Stash 

The stash of porn that Peter Griffin has that he hides from Lois.
i need to hide my porn like peter griffins porn stash!

porn clothes stash

where a teen woman has stashed some porn clothes so that she can change into them later.
that is where her parents won't let her wear then out or to school so she stashes them some place and changes into them later and then changes back into her old clothes later.
the clothes she wears to school may make you want some but not show her pussy or tits bu8t the ones she wears out may.

70's pornstache

Refers to a thick moustache popular amongst porn stars of the 70's due to the fashion sense and beauty standards of the time.
"You look sexy with that 70's pornstache growing in Phil!"
70's pornstache by factcurate September 13, 2020

Pornstache 

A otherwise normal mustache that somehow manages to do nothing but make its owner look seedy.
Dave's attempt to grow facial hair ended in a rather disturbing pornstache.

Pornstache 

Funky looking mustache common among male porn stars
"hey that pornstache sure distracts from his huge member"
Pornstache by Shower Stalker February 28, 2003