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(verb) To unwittingly volunteer someone's services without allowing them the oportunity to decline.

Variations: voluntelling, voluntold
"Who are we gonna get to finish copying and collating the TPS reports?"

"I'll voluntell Steve to take care of it."
voluntell by Nick Rassenti July 26, 2007
someone tells a person what to do suspecting that the person would agree to volunteer to do it although that person hasn't really volunteered to do it yet
My wife is likely to voluntell me to help at her charity.
voluntell by bobcatbobby June 29, 2015

volunteer work 

Work done by choice & is unpaid but the rewards are personal satisfaction & knowing you made a difference.
My Grandma did Lots of volunteer work, into the 1000's of hours, at schools, the DMV, etc.
volunteer work by Starchylde July 1, 2016

Ubeja Vontell 

Ubeja Vontell is when you have so much flaming diarrhea built up in your rectum that is must be surgically removed through the peepee hole.
My stomach has been killing me today, I have a bad case of the Ubeja Vontells.
Ubeja Vontell by KurtdCobain April 6, 2020

volunteer high school 

shitty little hell hole filled with incestuous skoal dipping, cigarette smoking (especially in the bathrooms), pregnant teens who fight each other constantly. the worst and only high school in church hEll, Tennessee. Also known (due to the abundance of gay boys) as Volun-Queer.
He has a "Roll Coal, Dip SKoal" sticker on the back of his pickup truck? He must go to Volunteer High School.

volunteer highway patrol 

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.
I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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