gurtle

to gurtle means to squirtle and shart at the same time. Can be dangerous depending upon surrounding environment.

- Tom was using the bathroom reading playboy when he came across a hot blonde who made him gurtle.

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a girl that appears to have a long neck with a short body.

man, napper your missus is a gurtle!!

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Gurtle

The sound when your teeth come together with force.

My teacher telling us about the homework made me gurtle.

Gurtle by Stally Wally February 10, 2023

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When you flush the toilet and it's gurgles and shoots back atcha

Dammmmn! That toilet's got a bad case of gurgle back.

I flushed the toilet and my butt got all wet because of that bad gurgle back.

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A womans ability to take a mans cock and balls in her mouth at the same time.

Kathy is a real sport. Her make up was running down her face as she went for the triple gurgle.

triple gurgle by snapper2 November 10, 2014

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“I drank too much curdled milk, now I have the gurglespurts!”

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*in British accent* “Hey boatee can I smell your mums gurdle”

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