Ozzy Osbourne 

Former member of Black Sabbath, The Blizzard...Lord of Heavy Metal, The Universial God of Hard Rock! Crazy Train conductor (all abooooooord! HAHAHA!)

Ozzy Osbourne is God!

Ozzy Osbourne by CaptainSmashDrum June 25, 2004

Ozzy Osbourne 

The voice of heavy metal. Limited vocal range, but really... who gives a fuck? If Ronnie James Dio (technically a better singer) had sung with Sab from the beginning...
well you can kiss metal goodbye, dick.
I honestly don't give a flying fuck about "The Osbournes". Ozzy has become a scapegoat for druggies. And I give a huge, bony middle finger to all those people who say Ozzy is a washed up druggie.
Also released kickass solo albums (No More Tears is one of the heaviest things I've ever heard.)

He's the ozzman, what can I say...

Ozzy Osbourne by dude... February 26, 2005

Osborn High School 

the ghettoest of ghettoest of ghettoest of all school of world

that bitch has 6 kids and she in the 10th grade of Osborn High School damm

Osborn High School by wing-zero1234 November 30, 2011

The Ozzy Osbourne 

Everyone's favorite sex position named after the Prince of Darkness. Leave this one to your imagination.

Yeah man, I pulled the Ozzy Osbourne on her last night. She loved it!

The Ozzy Osbourne by KauzyKay April 17, 2020

ozzy osbourne 

The Father of Metal.

Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than Metallica, which says a LOT.

*"Metalhead" listening to Slipknot* "I don't think I like metal anymore."

*I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis*

*"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."

ozzy osbourne by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

sharon osbourne 

Surgically altered, squeaky-voiced middle-aged tramp masquerading as a perfect mom/music mogul.

"oh, my life is soooooo bad. I'm sharon osbourne and I'm super-rich and have a gorgeous house that my dogs have shat all up and my husband can't walk/talk/see/piss straight. My daughter's in/out rehab and my son's the same and my boob job was too big 'cos I can't see my feet.....of course I'll accept the Mum of the Year award, gotta keep the bank topped up after all..."

sharon osbourne by clairem May 17, 2007

sharon osbourne 

I don't like this woman...her sculpted face (crafted by the best of surgeon) gleams evil through her perfect teeth. Whoever sees her as a mother figure or such an entity probably will grow up to murder people. Seriosly twisted evil nasty cow! I hate her voice- like a million screechy evil ants crawling out of her evil remastered vocal chords. She was so nasty to stever out of x factor even though she is devoid of talent. I hope for her mean ways- each of her fluffy dogs chews out her implants and then chokes.

"here comes the wicked witch...which old witch the wicked witch"

sharon osbourne by Shamona January 5, 2005