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The precarious state that someone often finds themselves late in the night
Um. Please do? I’d be honkered.
Honkered by Vileyonderboy October 23, 2019

hookerdouche 

When a individual is so much of a hooker, and acting like a total douche that they have become some sick almalgam of both words.
Look at Ben. He's such a hookerdouche.
hookerdouche by Gio420 November 26, 2007
"you better get that shit hoovered"
hoovered by cdollaz December 21, 2008
min i was so hoovered last night i slept with your fat ass sister

aww min!
Hoovered by ForwardGrant March 8, 2010

hookeresque 

A style of dress found typically on prostitutes, but instead found on a non-prostitute, usually over 40 years old.
When Hilary was wearing those fuck-me boots, she looked so hookeresque even Bill wanted to bang her.
hookeresque by Shelly Gass February 4, 2008
when a fuckboy has left his mark on a person, place, or thing
hoovered by TMO11 August 14, 2019