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Honkered

The precarious state that someone often finds themselves late in the night
Um. Please do? I’d be honkered.
by Vileyonderboy October 23, 2019
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de-honkered

Definition 1~ When a woman gets her breast implants removed or gets a breast reduction.

Definition 2~ When you slice the beak off of a Canadian goose with a machete.
"What happened to Tina's huge tits?"
"Oh yeah, that bitch got de-honkered due to back problems."
by Donnie Bridle June 22, 2022
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honered

Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.
I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!
by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017
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hookered out

when males or females (most of the time females) wear outfits that are EXTENSIVELY provocative to the mall.
The chick wearing the wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked short, wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked tight shorts that made her have to walk funny was totally hookered out, and i was going to ask her if she was really a hooker, and if she wasnt a hooker, what the hell was she thinking?
by core J August 29, 2005
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Hookered

Describes a technical system in which a change in any node will negatively affect other nodes.
You change your email password and then your emails get erased, you can't login to the network, and someone took your keyboard.

"The whole office is hookered!"
by justowen April 29, 2010
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hunkered out

To be exhausted from performing sexual acts with a hunk or hunks.

Derived from the phrase "tuckered out".
"Sorry I can't stay and hang out guys. . . I'm just all hunkered out."
by Annie McFanny February 11, 2010
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honkerbedonkers

wow, she got some big honkerbedonkers!
by Bonkvsbieb May 5, 2020
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