Honkered

The precarious state that someone often finds themselves late in the night

Um. Please do? I’d be honkered.

Honkered by Vileyonderboy October 23, 2019

de-honkered 

Definition 1~ When a woman gets her breast implants removed or gets a breast reduction.

Definition 2~ When you slice the beak off of a Canadian goose with a machete.

"What happened to Tina's huge tits?"
"Oh yeah, that bitch got de-honkered due to back problems."

de-honkered by Donnie Bridle June 22, 2022

honered

Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.

I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!

honered by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017

hookered out 

when males or females (most of the time females) wear outfits that are EXTENSIVELY provocative to the mall.

The chick wearing the wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked short, wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked tight shorts that made her have to walk funny was totally hookered out, and i was going to ask her if she was really a hooker, and if she wasnt a hooker, what the hell was she thinking?

hookered out by core J August 29, 2005

Hookered 

Describes a technical system in which a change in any node will negatively affect other nodes.

You change your email password and then your emails get erased, you can't login to the network, and someone took your keyboard.

"The whole office is hookered!"

Hookered by justowen April 29, 2010

hunkered out 

To be exhausted from performing sexual acts with a hunk or hunks.

Derived from the phrase "tuckered out".

"Sorry I can't stay and hang out guys. . . I'm just all hunkered out."

hunkered out by Annie McFanny February 11, 2010

honkerbedonkers 

tits

wow, she got some big honkerbedonkers!

honkerbedonkers by Bonkvsbieb May 5, 2020