2 definition by ForwardGrant

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To be utterly drunk
min i was so hoovered last night i slept with your fat ass sister

aww min!
by ForwardGrant March 08, 2010

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Another word for a wankstain. Except the sperm is dead. You'll find him on the bad streets of BOD throwing up and drinking pikey cider.
1. Hey there's callum hardie

"aye i can see that wankstain"
by ForwardGrant March 08, 2010

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