Definitions by ForwardGrant

callum hardie 

Another word for a wankstain. Except the sperm is dead. You'll find him on the bad streets of BOD throwing up and drinking pikey cider.

1. Hey there's callum hardie

"aye i can see that wankstain"

callum hardie by ForwardGrant March 8, 2010

Hoovered

To be utterly drunk

min i was so hoovered last night i slept with your fat ass sister

aww min!

Hoovered by ForwardGrant March 8, 2010