carbon fiber

Carbon fiber is an expensvie and near pointless upgrade that most kids living in thier parents basement add to their honda civics. (you know who you are)

Ricer: Hey man, I just got my new carbon fiber hood!

Non-retard: Really? Thats awesome, maybe next time you could actually spend money on making your car faster.

carbon fiber by thoes 2 girls with that cup October 19, 2008

carbonite

Accepted meanings:

1) A by-product of carbon manufacturing; Of or belonging to carbon.

2) Star Wars reference; To be frozen. Also 'cold', 'cool' and other synonyms.

Cold as carbonite;

A carbonite rod;

carbonite by TheMeaningOfLife September 3, 2003

Get merch

Related Words

Carbone • carboneau • carboneing • carbonel • Carboner Sequestration • Carbonese • carbonetic • carboneurotic • al carbone • Irish Carbone

carbon fingerprint

A term used to place blame for global warming on an individual or group.

1) "President Bush's carbon fingerprints were all over that energy bill".

2) "The lights were left on again and Barrett's carbon fingerprints were all over the switches".

carbon fingerprint by John Olmstead February 18, 2009

Get merch

Carboni

CARBONI - Carb-oni = Carbohydrate Demon

Carb
A carbohydrate is an DUMB organic compound.
Carbohydrates are NOT ESSENTIAL nutrients in humans.

ONI
Devil / Demon
www urbandictionary com define.php?term=oni

George: Oscar, how have you become such a fat ass?

Oscar: I am a Carboni

Or:
Pizza is my Carboni

Carboni by difdiffer February 4, 2010

Get merch

Carbon Arse Groove

For when a footprint isn't big enough. We don't have kinds, we don't care about yours, and we aren't going to live for ever. Disregard for the environment to an extent no longer covered by 'Carbon Footprint'. Also: Carbon Ass Groove (US)

Every light in the house has to be on? Are you working on your Carbon Arse Groove?

Carbon Arse Groove by xMelz May 13, 2010

Get merch

carbon con

n. 2007, chiefly British
Carbon Con is an expression used to describe what some think is a con game surrounding carbon emissions and global warming. It can involve anything from climate summits to carbon trading. What is at stake is the billions of dollars being used to fund questionable climate research that is skewed to support the global warming theory.

The Carbon Con Game.
Peter Huber, 10.15.09, 10:20 PM EDT

Forbes Magazine dated November 02, 2009

The great carbon con?
Is carbon offsetting a responsible way to reverse the effect our lifestyle has on the planet - or just a sop to our consciences?
Open Thread
guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 10 January 2007 13.25 GMT

When will the media report the Kyoto carbon con?

Sting started the carbon con when he purchased a piece of the rain forest.

To appease the carbon con contingent, Tony Blair shelled out 89.82 pounds to offset his carbon use that fueled his family trip to Florida.

carbon con by canary in the mine December 28, 2010

Get merch

carbon monoxide

A molecule consisting of one carbon and one oxygen atom. Commonly produced when a flame does not have enough oxygen to combust completely.

I could really smell the carbon monoxide coming off that smothered candle

carbon monoxide by the sneaky pigeon March 16, 2017

Get merch