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Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.
Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.
Fecal Carbonation by theaman97 November 25, 2013

Carbonation Heart 

When one chugs a carbonated drink to fast thus causing pain in the chest.
Matt: Ah dude! I drank my soda to fast and now I got bad carbonation heart.
Alex: Dude that sucks!
Carbonation Heart by IcePhreak October 22, 2014

Carbonicci 

The great mathematician behind the sequence: 2, 19, 38, 53, 106, 1007.
Guy 1: What comes after 53 in the Carbonicci sequence?
Guy 2: 106.
Carbonicci by Carbonicci January 1, 2014

Coffee Carbonation 

The act of a nice lovely lady using her back side to carbonate my fresh cup of java.
Tonya did us all a favor, not only by eating lots of cabbage, but saving that sweet nectar to carbonate my coffee. She’s mastered coffee carbonation.
Coffee Carbonation by Ghoul July 26, 2018

carborexic

A person obsessed with reducing their carbon footprint
My sis used to be a true carborexic.
carborexic by Laura GP February 1, 2010

Chronetics 

Just something you don't get into. An interruption of when someone delves too deeply into a topic, that need not be delved so deep.
Lets not get into the chronetics of things.
Chronetics by It's not funny January 12, 2011