Carboni

CARBONI - Carb-oni = Carbohydrate Demon

Carb
A carbohydrate is an DUMB organic compound.
Carbohydrates are NOT ESSENTIAL nutrients in humans.

ONI
Devil / Demon
www urbandictionary com define.php?term=oni

George: Oscar, how have you become such a fat ass?

Oscar: I am a Carboni

Or:
Pizza is my Carboni

by difdiffer February 04, 2010