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swing voter 

People who have neither partisan nor ideological conviction at any detectible level. Most often found in the suburbs, these voters are often swayed by emotional appeals rather than philosophical, moral, or logical arguments. As such, these voters are emotionally torn pulled the two parties – they want to vote Republican as they live what they believe to be the capitalist dream of a comfortable, two-income, and sterile life in the ‘burbs (with the perception of being inoculated from those sticky urban social issues), at the same time they want to vote Democrat to assuage their guilt of their own mindless and unconscious lifestyle (such as talking racial tolerance but living in a racially homogeneous community, expressing horror at things like outsourcing jobs while drawing a paycheck from a company that does it every day, driving gas-guzzling SUVs while claiming their concern for the environment, and outwardly claiming support for their neighborhood public school systems while sending their own kids to private school). Often claiming to be independent, they criticize partisans on both sides for being closed-minded while believing there is nobility in their own indecision.
More and more people are swing voters and we wonder why no one votes (hint: if you don’t have the stones to decide where you stand, then either candidate, or even a non-vote, will do)
swing voter by workinglate February 8, 2007
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swing on the spiral 

Phrase used in the Tool song Lateralus.

Contrary to the common interpretation that it is meant in the general context for people to "keep going" in and through their life, it is really meant to mean seeking and experiencing the infinite depths of divinity within our own mind and consciousness without the fear of losing ones humanity. Spiral out and experience divinity while we are still human and alive.
"swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human... spiral out. Keep going." Tool
swing on the spiral by jay227 February 22, 2012
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Tire Swing 

A person who has a constantly changing and open sexuality.
Jamie- "Have you met Terry's new boyfriend?"
Matt- "I didn't know he was gay."
Jamie- "Oh, he's not. He's just a tire swing. He swings whatever way the wind blows him."
Tire Swing by McTobes September 12, 2019

swing the neck

How Sky Williams, a popular League of Legends YouTuber and all around funny human being, appeals to his teammates in order to win games, acquire ELO, and climb the ranked ladder. "Swinging the neck" involves metaphorically, and only sometimes literally, giving an allied League of Legends summoner oral sex to make them feel good and boost their confidence on the rift.
Sky - "Ooooooooo this Draven just double killed bot lane? Lemme swing the neck on this Draven dick."

Ryan - "Oh god I had this Fiddle last game who was so troll, he went like 0/20 and build a BT."
Sky - "Shoulda swung the neck nigga."
swing the neck by sds_phage May 19, 2016

The Whistle Swinger 

When you cheat on your wife with your radio co-host.
"Damn! I never thought this show would lead to us doing the whistle swinger!"
A greek person who has a large penis and swings it around in an act of flamboyancy.
John Stamos, Criss Angel or Aristotle are all swinga's
Swinga by Evan Lubin December 25, 2008

scrub-a-dub a swing-dong 

the natural motion of the male penis whilst doing the dishes in the nude.
my husband, a helpless romantic (and buck naked) scubbed those pot and pans over the sink with such verocity he began to scrub-a-dub a swing-dong