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To present oneself to an Anaconda by means of destroying his insides before the outside, and is deemed as a sacrificial ritual.
He desperately tried to gantinize but was unsuccessful until his 127th attempt.
Gantinize by JomshNZ March 19, 2020

cannonized 

getting fat and going bald, ala Frank Cannon, the 70's TV detective.
Dude, John is about to be cannonized into the Holy Roman Quinn Martin Churh.
cannonized by Tim April 26, 2004

Gaymonize 

When two gay people harmoniZe their homo energy into a perfect pitch
Oh my gosh, Emily is about to gaymonize with her girlfriend!!! That’s so cute!”
Gaymonize by Xavibryn July 14, 2019

cannonize 

To honor a deceased individual by wrapping him in mummy-wadding and shooting him out da barrel of a heavy-artillery weapon.
In da famous early-1940's animated short, "Daffy the Commando", Von Vulture felt sure dat he'd most definitely done away with da perpetually-infuriating Daffy Duck (finally!) after loading him into da huge Howitzer ("Ah, now t'dry and duck ZIS one, you DUCK! Heil HITluh!") and detonating da powder-charge, but all dat actually happened was dat Daffy merely got "cannonized" --- i.e., shot out over Berlin as a "human cannonball"; he eventually landed near a crowd of citizens who were listening to one of Da Führer's infamous "screaming rant" speeches, and clobbers said loudly-verbose dictator over da head with a huge mallet.
cannonize by QuacksO September 17, 2022

cannonize 

To make something cannonic in real life, Luke something would be cannon in a work of fiction
That inside joke has been cannonized now!
cannonize by NoxiousCoupon April 2, 2024
A form of terrorism that revolves around baiting police forces or wreaking havoc not out of a desire to send political messaging, but simply for fun.
“This criminal wasn’t trying to spread a message. He was simply dabbling in Gannonism.”
Gannonism by Lambert614 April 27, 2026