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girth maxing 

john was girth maxing to grow below the waist this weekend.
girth maxing by bennettjohn May 24, 2024

Girth Master

When a femal message a man
"Isn't this a huge dick"

And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.

They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.

He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.

OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...
Girth master got me so hot I can't contain myself against that wall....not punch me bitch ....ohhhhh jeeeez.

Free diddy.

Girth check 

1) a request for your bro to examine your girth to make sure it's sufficient

2) an emergency request for you bro to thoroughly examine your cock to make sure it has not decreased in size, especially the girth department
Hey Giancarlo, can I get a girth check? I'm worried I'm not as girthy as I should be!!
Girth check by Jarhominid766 October 9, 2025

Girth maxing

The act of squeezing your fat juicy veiny cock causing the blood to expand and making it appear bigger, if continued it would cause the penis to grown larger but be warned if continued the girth max monster will come and slaughter everyone you know and loved to the fact of ur cock being larger
Joshua “I was just girth maxing
Thomas “I can tell”
Girth maxing by Goin master November 5, 2025

Girth maxed

When a male enters a vagina too small and it causes severe tearing of it’s inner walls
Did you hear that Johnny Girth Maxed Claire?
Girth maxed by Theedger November 6, 2025

Girth Curtain

The foreskin of a large hog
“If god didn’t want man to crank hog, he wouldn’t have installed the girth curtain”
Girth Curtain by StarvinMarvin December 18, 2025