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Captain Janeway 

Captain of the Federation starship USS Voyager in the series Star Trek: Voyager. After she and her crew were stranded in the Delta Quadrant, she remained true to her Starfleet principles, and never gave up on getting home. She kept every member of her crew like family, not subordinates. Finally, after seven years, she finally got Voyager back to Earth with the help of her future self. Afterwords, she was promoted to Admiral.

Kathryn Janeway is played brilliantly by the talented actress, Kate Mulgrew. She is definitely the best captain in the entire Trek universe.
"Mr. Paris, set a course...for home." ~ Captain Janeway in "Caretaker"
"Once, I called this replicator a glorified toaster...it never forgave me." ~Janeway
"Time's UP!!!!" ~Janeway, just before ramming Voyager into the Krenim timeship in "Year of Hell"
"We did it." ~Janeway after finally getting Voyager back to Earth.
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Captain of the starship Voyager. Lost and stranded in the Delta Quadrant. Little do people know that Janeway has a lust for Seven of Nine. Janeway likes her coffee black, almost everyday, because of being so tired from the night before, lying awake, thinking of Seven of Nine. Janeway will sometimes masturbate 2-3 times a night in order to alleviate the tension and let out her urges.

Janeway lets her true feelings show more during season 7. Janeway secretly wants to be with Seven of Nine, lying there in bed, circling her tongue around Seven of Nine's perk nipples. However, Janeway knows that this love is forbidden by Starfleet protocol. As a result, she only wants to see Seven of Nine happy, even if it means being with Chakotay. During the last episode of season 7, future Janeway argues with her present self to take the pathway home. Present Janeway finally gives in, when future Janeway reveals that Seven of Nine dies if they do not take the path home. Future Janeway is also willing to sacrifice herself in order to ensure that Seven of Nine lives, even if it means being with Chakotay.
Captain Janeway: "I'd like to help you explore your...humanity."
Seven of Nine: "I don't see how being naked is relevant?"
Captain Janeway: "This will help you to learn to feel more comfortable around other women in the sonic showers."
Seven of Nine: "Is it common for one woman to wash another woman's back?"
Captain Janway: "Of course it is Seven of Nine. It's all part of the natural course of human life. Just lean forward, relax, and learn to love it. That's it. Let me get your lower back."

*Janeway begins to slide one, then two fingers into Seven of Nine*

Janeway: "I never knew a borg could be so warm in wet inside."
captain janeway by Lightboxes April 9, 2008

Captain Janeway 

Starlet Captain of the USS Voyager, which was launched in 2371. She is a character in Star Trek Voyager, and made a small appearance as Vice Admiral Janeway, approx. 2 years after returning home from the Delta Quadrant. She is a personal favorite of mine, along with the rest of her crew. Her catchphrase is "Coffee, Black." Or "Theres coffee in that nebula!" She is the first female captain of any Star Trek series.
Captain Janeway is the best captain ever!

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026