Definitions by the moody poet
Kirstie Alley Syndrome
Kirstie Alley Syndrome is when you’re unable to get out of a fast food parking lot without going back in for seconds or even thirds.
The act of gorging yourself on junk food silly!
When you drive up to the drive-thru window and they already have your order waiting.
When the drive-thru attendant directs you to the slops in the waste bins.
To gorge, binge, to pig, to stuff, to overeat, to ho in or to eat in an offensively gross manner that would have third world countries salivating in horror!
To drive erratically from one fast food outlet to the next
The act of gorging yourself on junk food silly!
When you drive up to the drive-thru window and they already have your order waiting.
When the drive-thru attendant directs you to the slops in the waste bins.
To gorge, binge, to pig, to stuff, to overeat, to ho in or to eat in an offensively gross manner that would have third world countries salivating in horror!
To drive erratically from one fast food outlet to the next
“Did you just see that?” “What” “I saw Angelika going through the Macces bin!” “Fuck!” “She must have ‘Kirstie Alley Syndrome’ bad man!”
"Angelika is doing a Kirstie Alley on us!" "We have to help her get out of the fast food parking lot before she explodes like that little bitch in Wonka!!!"
"Angelika is doing a Kirstie Alley on us!" "We have to help her get out of the fast food parking lot before she explodes like that little bitch in Wonka!!!"
Kirstie Alley Syndrome by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007
Osama bin Laden
Osama bin Laden is an Islamic Fundamentalist and a Militant Islamist that was born Usâmah bin Muhammad bin 'Awad bin Lâdin on March 10 1957 to a wealthy family in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
Riyadh is the capital of Saudi Arabia and in Arabic it means, place of gardens and trees.
Osama is wanted by the FBI with involvement in terrorism and bombings all over the world. Osama is on the Most Wanted Top 10 Fugitive List for:
==(1998)== U.S. embassy bombings in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, Nairobi and Kenya. 257 people were killed and over 4,000 people injured.
==(2000)== USS Cole Ship suicide bombing where 17 sailors were killed and 39 others were injured.
==(2001)== 9/11 attacks on the U.S killing 2,986 people.
4. (2002) Bali nightclub bombings killing 202 people and injuring 209 other people.
5. (2004) Madrid Bombings killed 191 people and wounded over 1700 other people.
6. (2005) 3 Hotels frequented by westerners bombed killing 60 people and injuring 115 others.
The list goes on and on...
Osama's father married 22 times and is estimated to have around 55 children with Osama being born the 17th child. Osama's father ironically died in a plane crash in 1967, and control then passed to Osama's half brother Salem who married an English art student, Caroline Carey.
Osama's families have disowned Osama officially in 1994 under pressure from the Saudi government. Although it has been said that Osama has contacted some of his family who have also been caught out funneling money to al-Qaeda terrorist organizations.
Osama spoke out at the Saudi government who then stripped Osama of his Saudi citizenship. However part of his family still supports Osama and their wealth is immense in funding his operations. Osama's first wife, Najwa Ghanem is Osama's first cousin and his mother's niece. Osama has many children to different wives who are all wealthy and supportive.
Osama is the founder of al-Qaeda a terrorists group that splinters all over the world with a basis of causing mass destruction and death to westerners or anyone that is not Muslim.
Osama is seen as a hero in the Muslim and Islamic world for standing up to America, United Kingdom and other supporters. Osama wants the world to fall under one system based under the Qur'an. Where political, legal, economic and social values are all based off the plagiarised writings of The Prophet Muhammad. See Mecca-Cola for more Islamic thieving!
Osama believes that all Christian Churches, Jewish Temples must all be bombed and desecrated. Osama believes that everyone must convert to Muslim or die.
Osama believes it's his divine calling to destroy anything from the west, including buildings and people. See Anti-Christ or mark of the beast.
Maybe next time when Osama or Muslim's get the urge to cause destruction amongst the west it would be a good idea to return the favor and blow up the Dome of the Rock and see how Muslims like it? See Temple Mount and Eretz Yisrael Faithful Movement and support tearing down their evil that is plaguing our world. See refugees.
Riyadh is the capital of Saudi Arabia and in Arabic it means, place of gardens and trees.
Osama is wanted by the FBI with involvement in terrorism and bombings all over the world. Osama is on the Most Wanted Top 10 Fugitive List for:
==(1998)== U.S. embassy bombings in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, Nairobi and Kenya. 257 people were killed and over 4,000 people injured.
==(2000)== USS Cole Ship suicide bombing where 17 sailors were killed and 39 others were injured.
==(2001)== 9/11 attacks on the U.S killing 2,986 people.
4. (2002) Bali nightclub bombings killing 202 people and injuring 209 other people.
5. (2004) Madrid Bombings killed 191 people and wounded over 1700 other people.
6. (2005) 3 Hotels frequented by westerners bombed killing 60 people and injuring 115 others.
The list goes on and on...
Osama's father married 22 times and is estimated to have around 55 children with Osama being born the 17th child. Osama's father ironically died in a plane crash in 1967, and control then passed to Osama's half brother Salem who married an English art student, Caroline Carey.
Osama's families have disowned Osama officially in 1994 under pressure from the Saudi government. Although it has been said that Osama has contacted some of his family who have also been caught out funneling money to al-Qaeda terrorist organizations.
Osama spoke out at the Saudi government who then stripped Osama of his Saudi citizenship. However part of his family still supports Osama and their wealth is immense in funding his operations. Osama's first wife, Najwa Ghanem is Osama's first cousin and his mother's niece. Osama has many children to different wives who are all wealthy and supportive.
Osama is the founder of al-Qaeda a terrorists group that splinters all over the world with a basis of causing mass destruction and death to westerners or anyone that is not Muslim.
Osama is seen as a hero in the Muslim and Islamic world for standing up to America, United Kingdom and other supporters. Osama wants the world to fall under one system based under the Qur'an. Where political, legal, economic and social values are all based off the plagiarised writings of The Prophet Muhammad. See Mecca-Cola for more Islamic thieving!
Osama believes that all Christian Churches, Jewish Temples must all be bombed and desecrated. Osama believes that everyone must convert to Muslim or die.
Osama believes it's his divine calling to destroy anything from the west, including buildings and people. See Anti-Christ or mark of the beast.
Maybe next time when Osama or Muslim's get the urge to cause destruction amongst the west it would be a good idea to return the favor and blow up the Dome of the Rock and see how Muslims like it? See Temple Mount and Eretz Yisrael Faithful Movement and support tearing down their evil that is plaguing our world. See refugees.
"Let's all help the Temple Mount and Eretz Yisrael Faithful Movement return the 9/11 favor!"
"It's time to stand up and give those murdering Islamic incestuous bastards, Osama bin Laden, a taste of their own medicine!"
Stop immigration of the mud nations and help the Temple Mount Faithful Movement dig those satanic dogs into the ground!"
"It's time to stand up and give those murdering Islamic incestuous bastards, Osama bin Laden, a taste of their own medicine!"
Stop immigration of the mud nations and help the Temple Mount Faithful Movement dig those satanic dogs into the ground!"
Osama bin Laden by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007
Paris Hilton syndrome
To want celebrity status at any cost i.e. cosmetic surgery, sleeping around, hosting parties, releasing fashion n perfume lines, cat fight's, releasing music labels etc
To do anything, as long as people's tongues are wagging about you.
To be beautiful at any cost, even bankrupting yourself for those perfect set of titties.
To be the ultimate slut. See Hollywood Slut Syndrome or Jaspers Syndrome.
To have an addiction to beauty in such a way that a person is constantly getting their hair done, make-up, facials, cosmetic surgery, massages, gym etc that you never have any time for yourself, friends or family.
When beauty takes up 120% of your time.
To do anything, as long as people's tongues are wagging about you.
To be beautiful at any cost, even bankrupting yourself for those perfect set of titties.
To be the ultimate slut. See Hollywood Slut Syndrome or Jaspers Syndrome.
To have an addiction to beauty in such a way that a person is constantly getting their hair done, make-up, facials, cosmetic surgery, massages, gym etc that you never have any time for yourself, friends or family.
When beauty takes up 120% of your time.
I woke up this morning at around 2pm in the afternoon and didn't know who to sleep with! I totally had Paris Hilton Syndrome!!! H - E - L - P!
I have been at the beauty clinic for the past 5 years having everything from nose jobs, tummy tucks and breast enlargements.... I think I have Paris Hilton Syndrome!!!
I have been at the beauty clinic for the past 5 years having everything from nose jobs, tummy tucks and breast enlargements.... I think I have Paris Hilton Syndrome!!!
Paris Hilton syndrome by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007
Princess Misha'al
Death of a Princess is a true life movie on how Princess Misha'al (Saudi Arabian Princess Misha'al bint Fahd al Saud) was executed for falling in love.
Under the evils of Islamic Law & her murderous family the Princess's family put down her killing as an honor killing.
The princess was influenced by the freedom and spirituality of the west, and decided to refuse to marry her cousin (forced incestuous wedding), and tried to run off and flee Saudi Arabia and Islam with her lover.
Princess Misha'al was executed at the age of 19 along with her lover who was aged 20.
Princess Misha'al grandfather, Prince Muhammad bin Abdul Aziz, ordered the hit (execution).
Under the evils of Islamic Law & her murderous family the Princess's family put down her killing as an honor killing.
The princess was influenced by the freedom and spirituality of the west, and decided to refuse to marry her cousin (forced incestuous wedding), and tried to run off and flee Saudi Arabia and Islam with her lover.
Princess Misha'al was executed at the age of 19 along with her lover who was aged 20.
Princess Misha'al grandfather, Prince Muhammad bin Abdul Aziz, ordered the hit (execution).
Princess Misha'al almost escaped Islam, but was killed in an honor killing by her family.
The House of Saud (Saudi Royal Family) tried to buy out Death of a Princess by the Media Broadcaster, but was flatly turned down on moral grounds that murder or honor killings cannot be covered up with money, veils or extortion by oil.
The House of Saud (Saudi Royal Family) tried to buy out Death of a Princess by the Media Broadcaster, but was flatly turned down on moral grounds that murder or honor killings cannot be covered up with money, veils or extortion by oil.
Princess Misha'al by The Moody Poet February 6, 2007
transexual
A transexual is what judges and politicians do in their spare time after work.
A transexual is when a man gets dressed up in women's clothing i.e. panties, bra, lacy crotchless knickers, suspenders, mini skirt, slutty wig, riding crop whip... You horny yet? You get the idea, or just look up the American politican Hoover.
See transsexual, tranny, trany, working girl,The Prophet Muhammad, Drag Queen, Queen of Hollywood, Hedda Hopper, Louella Parsons or Elda Furry.
A transexual is when a man gets dressed up in women's clothing i.e. panties, bra, lacy crotchless knickers, suspenders, mini skirt, slutty wig, riding crop whip... You horny yet? You get the idea, or just look up the American politican Hoover.
See transsexual, tranny, trany, working girl,The Prophet Muhammad, Drag Queen, Queen of Hollywood, Hedda Hopper, Louella Parsons or Elda Furry.
Hoover said in his best transexual voice, "Does this red mini-skirt make me look too commy Hedda?"
"Please Hoover I'm on a call at the moment!"
"But Hedda the phones not even plugged in!"
"Please Hoover I'm on a call at the moment!"
"But Hedda the phones not even plugged in!"
transexual by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
I carried a watermelon
From 'Dirty Dancing', 'I carried a watermelon' is when an innocent looking cute girl has slept with so many guys at the hotel, the only thing that is going to satisfy her at the party is a giant watermelon.
'I carried a watermelon' is a polite way for upper class girls to say they have fucked everyone in the hotel, school and university, and now only a watermelon can satisfy them sexually. See Annabel Chong or Scarlett O'Hara.
'I carried a watermelon' is a polite way for upper class girls to say they have fucked everyone in the hotel, school and university, and now only a watermelon can satisfy them sexually. See Annabel Chong or Scarlett O'Hara.
Baby walks into the busy party, meets a cute guy.
BABY: (looking down and shy) I carried a watermelon.
JOHNY: I know baby your a slut!
PENNY: Don't do it Johny! Don't fuck that rich bitch! She's not only carrying a watermelon, but she's probably carrying AIDS!
JOHNY: Don't be a jealous skank Penny, and you know that's not polite to speak to the hotel patrons like that. Instead of saying she has AIDS, next time use the rich bitch term and say she has a House in Virginia!
Penny shits on the ground in front of the packed party and walks out in disgust!
BABY: (looking down and shy) I carried a watermelon.
JOHNY: I know baby your a slut!
PENNY: Don't do it Johny! Don't fuck that rich bitch! She's not only carrying a watermelon, but she's probably carrying AIDS!
JOHNY: Don't be a jealous skank Penny, and you know that's not polite to speak to the hotel patrons like that. Instead of saying she has AIDS, next time use the rich bitch term and say she has a House in Virginia!
Penny shits on the ground in front of the packed party and walks out in disgust!
I carried a watermelon by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
wogbox
Anything relating to Italy.
Slang word used to describe the geographical location of Italy.
To describe an Italian gay man's arsehole or an Italian woman's cunt.
Slang word used to describe the geographical location of Italy.
To describe an Italian gay man's arsehole or an Italian woman's cunt.
"Yeh I'm headed over to the wogbox for a week to hear The Pope bitch about Islam and the Fatima Notes!"
"Yeh that Rice Queen wants to go another way tonight and give that wogboys wogbox a quick bang for 50 Euro's!"
"Yeh that Rice Queen wants to go another way tonight and give that wogboys wogbox a quick bang for 50 Euro's!"
wogbox by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007