Islamic Belief

Muslims believe that the prophet muhammad was told the correct version of The Bible/religion.

Muslims beleive that the prophet muhammad was the last messenger by God, when it clearly says in The Bible that Jesus was the last messenger.
John 14:16
The only other advocate after Jesus Christ will be the spirit of truth.

The Islamic belief is a belief that cannot be substantiated. While today general religion can go back to the original scriptures, Muslims cannot go back to the original souce, as the prophet muhammad is dead.
by The Moody Poet December 17, 2008
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Clit Rings

A female genital piercing's.

To have more than one clit ring around the female genitalia.

What is sometimes used at lesbian weddings as wedding bands.
Tina loved her all her clit rings.

Norma and Cher exchanged clit rings after exchanging their wedding vows.
by The Moody Poet February 03, 2007
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Sultanicide

The Sultan of Maguindanao, Datu Amir Baraguir, was gunned down and killed by three gunmen that had committed sultanicide in 2006.

It's believed the motives behind the killing was that the Sultan of Maguindanao ran a radio program that promoted unity and peace among Muslims and Christians. The Sultan was desribed as a moderate muslim.
by The Moody Poet February 03, 2007
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Islamofucktard

An Islamofucktard is any Islamic fundamentalist terrorist who use children or handicapped children to carry out suicide bombings.

NBC and CNN have reported that the political party Hamas and other Islamic fundamentalists have used handicapped children and handicapped adults with such ailments as down syndrome and mild retardation to carry out suicide attacks.
"Only an Islamofucktard would use a retarded child or any child to do a suicide attack!!!"
by The Moody Poet January 07, 2007
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Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
by The Moody Poet February 03, 2007
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Titty Tease

A girl with big tittie's or big jugs that likes to show them off and cocktease all the guyz.

Much like a pole dancer or stripper, accept showing them off on the main street, malls or in public somewhere.

A girl who wears tight tops.
That Rebecca is a real titty tease, I saw her down at the shops wearing a c-thru number and her nipples were sticking out like the polar caps.

Moana liked to only wear a lacy bra when she went out on the town, everyone said she was a real titty tease!!!

"Do you think my tits look too big in this?"
"Titty Tease!!!"
by The Moody Poet February 03, 2007
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nugget my balls

A gay man's word that is described when kicking someone's testicles for sexual gratification. See bondage or ball torture.

The nugget is represented by the balls or testicles; and to nugget my balls is to have someone kick the balls or injure them in such a way that winds the person.
Cyril walked into The Laird, put down his handbag and yelled in his biggest butchest voice, "Nugget My Balls! A queue of men quickly got in line to kick Cyril in the balls.

"Somebody needs to go in and nugget that bitches balls!"

Fred who was drinking at the 'Nugget Up Bar' nuggetted another man's balls who walked up and ordered a females drink.
by The Moody Poet February 02, 2007
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