Skip to main content

the moody poet's definitions

Piss Slut

A person without any morals that will let anyone take a piss on them!

A person that gains sexual gratification from being pissed on in a group orgy.

A Piss-Slut is much like a golden shower slut accept far much more dirty. They will go well and beyond and do anything involving piss! Drink it, Lick it, Fuck with it, Gargle it, Freeze it, Defrost it, Cook with it...
"FUCK YOU! YOU PISS-SLUT!"

"Did you see what that piss slut did in that golden shower porno?"

Amanda looked at Tammi and said, "There's a difference between what I do and what you do!" "I do golden showers!" "Your just a piss slut that does anything!"

'The Piss Slut Lovers Cook Book' said that it may be a fresh and alternative change from using cooking oil to using your own piss in the frying pan when camping in ruggard bushland or maybe even cooking at home?
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
mugGet the Piss Slut mug.

Jet Slag

When you pick up a slut or slag on a long airplane trip and have sex with them in the plane toilets to pass the long hours of time.

A combination of Jet Lag and picking up a Jet Slag. Not only are you tired from the long plane trip but your tired and in need of a shower from all the fucking and kissing you have done on the plane.
"How was your trip Johnny?" "You get Jet Lag?"

"Fuck mate!" "Worse!" "Got Jet Slag with a Jet Bag!"

"Dats nasty!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
mugGet the Jet Slag mug.

Princess Misha'al

Death of a Princess is a true life movie on how Princess Misha'al (Saudi Arabian Princess Misha'al bint Fahd al Saud) was executed for falling in love.

Under the evils of Islamic Law & her murderous family the Princess's family put down her killing as an honor killing.

The princess was influenced by the freedom and spirituality of the west, and decided to refuse to marry her cousin (forced incestuous wedding), and tried to run off and flee Saudi Arabia and Islam with her lover.

Princess Misha'al was executed at the age of 19 along with her lover who was aged 20.

Princess Misha'al grandfather, Prince Muhammad bin Abdul Aziz, ordered the hit (execution).
Princess Misha'al almost escaped Islam, but was killed in an honor killing by her family.

The House of Saud (Saudi Royal Family) tried to buy out Death of a Princess by the Media Broadcaster, but was flatly turned down on moral grounds that murder or honor killings cannot be covered up with money, veils or extortion by oil.
by The Moody Poet February 6, 2007
mugGet the Princess Misha'al mug.

Urinal-Slut

A Urinal-Slut is usually a gay guy or a horny girl that hangs around urinals waiting for sex. See George Michael or Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton screamed, "I really wish Elizabeth Hurley would stop hoggin' the urinal!" "I'm the urinal-slut!"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
mugGet the Urinal-Slut mug.

transexual

A transexual is what judges and politicians do in their spare time after work.

A transexual is when a man gets dressed up in women's clothing i.e. panties, bra, lacy crotchless knickers, suspenders, mini skirt, slutty wig, riding crop whip... You horny yet? You get the idea, or just look up the American politican Hoover.

See transsexual, tranny, trany, working girl,The Prophet Muhammad, Drag Queen, Queen of Hollywood, Hedda Hopper, Louella Parsons or Elda Furry.
Hoover said in his best transexual voice, "Does this red mini-skirt make me look too commy Hedda?"

"Please Hoover I'm on a call at the moment!"

"But Hedda the phones not even plugged in!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
mugGet the transexual mug.

necro-slut

To be sexually promiscuous with more than one corpse and unable to settle down with the one corpse sexually.

To play the corpse field and not have any emotion in the feelings of monogamy with corpses.

To be a total slut with a House In Virginia who sleeps around with other sluts with Houses In Virginia. See AIDS-Fuck or George Michael.
"Anyone would think that little necro-slut Billy-Ray was using that cemetery like a food buffet at Sizzler."

"I know Billy-Ray has no sense of wanting to settle down with the one corpse!"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
mugGet the necro-slut mug.

pedophile

A sicko that likes to have sex with children.

A delusional pervert that tries to justify having sex with a child.
The prophet muhammad married a 6yo girl named Aisha and then raped her when she was 9 years old. At the time of his marriage to Aisha the prophet was in his late 50's, making him well and truly a pedophile.

"Do you worship the prophet muhammad?"

"What?" "Are you out of your fucking mind?" "Why would I worship a demonic possessed pedophile?"
by The Moody Poet January 13, 2008
mugGet the pedophile mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email