When you encounter a King James Onlyist you know exactly what I mean, they are often from the South or in rural communities often Independent Baptist and buy into everything Jack T. Chick feeds them. This is often known from Pensacola Christian College, Jackson Hole Bible College or other Independent Baptist backed pseudo-academia. They'd often claim that the earth is 6000 years old and claim human-dinosaur coexistence or some weird shit such as flood geology along with other Independent Baptist wingnuttery.
The website from Tampa, Florida, called Stuff Fundies Like catches the wingnuttery of the Independent Baptist sect and had a video of one of the churches.
The light blue blog on wordpress also weighed in on with "King James Only Examined" -- the wording these churches use such as "ye, thy, thine, thou, believeth, saith, etc" hence the term 1611 Speak as they urinate on modern language. They get torqued when you pull out Piss Drinking Bastard -- The Dark Bible website points out the things the 1611 preachers don't have the stones to include in their sermons. When they claim to be scholars you point out they were a Florida Baptism you hear a rage in them as they realize they had a Col 2:8 tossed in their face using modern language.
The light blue blog on wordpress also weighed in on with "King James Only Examined" -- the wording these churches use such as "ye, thy, thine, thou, believeth, saith, etc" hence the term 1611 Speak as they urinate on modern language. They get torqued when you pull out Piss Drinking Bastard -- The Dark Bible website points out the things the 1611 preachers don't have the stones to include in their sermons. When they claim to be scholars you point out they were a Florida Baptism you hear a rage in them as they realize they had a Col 2:8 tossed in their face using modern language.
by illinoishorrorman January 28, 2018
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
The four letters that gets an investigative journalist responding with gfym or grym as the response isn't exactly safe work work, it also pisses off short story writers who write in the same range as The Tell-Tale Heart or the mid-range of 4000-6800 words. It's the response that we ask if you read "The Frog And Toad Together" in the park in your 40s. The grym response was done by The Cabbie Homicide writer on VampireFreaks.
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
Prison Slang for inmate making like a chimpanzee when they engage in flinging. Look up Bing and you will realize what they're flinging. It's slang for using own waste as a weapon, it's extremely gross. This will torque those in polite company if you explain the term as it gets pretty damn graphic.
"Twenty-nine-year-old Danielle Strong is accused of throwing, spitting or smearing bodily fluids on a jail employee April 9. Each felony charge carries a maximum sentence of two years in prison and a $4,000 fine." as the website from PIERRE, SD noted a high profile case of the gross weapon of one's own spit, piss or feces. This is know as "Sliming" as I heard the term on Lockup when a nurse was talking about pulling feces out of her hair. Such criminals are sometimes are put in solitary naked.
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
Someone who is sick with the flu in Chicago and often sleeping on their back on the long couch usually with a backpacker liner with hood enclosed with their face showing or wrapped from shoulders to toe in fleece. The reaction might inspire a few creative nonfiction writers who got the idea from old photos going around. The blanket often used is a full size fleece blanket or something that is not bulky. This would be forced the one who is sick to stay in bed and keep them out of their room mates quarters. This is sometimes borrowed from first aid for when those had gone into shock and get the chills; or hypothermia. This is common in the Chicagoland area; where some would sleep in their friends Chevy Van if has a bed set up but make sure they're secured or a makeshift bed in the back of a older station wagon. Sometimes knocked out while the driver is going around looking for a fix not knowing the person who is under the weather needs an IV.
Way we saw the lady hosting a party in Justice there was some guests under the weather and chugging theraflu like it was Vodka in a mug then coughing up their lungs, one of the guests was Egyptian wrapped and sleeping on the couch. They stuffed the wrapped body in sleeping bag too and placed her on the couch. She was running a high fever and had doctor making a house call. Hence they coined this a Couch Mummy.
by illinoishorrorman January 26, 2019
A woman who said, "we all plagiarize" on an article the called Pastoral Plagiarism: The Do's and Don'ts was confronted by an outraged An Eye In Shadows guilty party and said, 'no we don't. You don't even know how vile that is in your part of the world. Sê dat ons almal plagiarize. Moenie eers probeer kry gepubliseerde jy onkundig piss-drink teef.." That is pretty vulgar in Afrikaans.
by illinoishorrorman July 27, 2018
The slur that Bram the Talking Wonder Dog's creator uses on the bright blue blog when he was delivered a whamline reminding him of his House of Pain E-Zine appearance. The response came with a rapid-barrage of Irish-American slurs as he had to look a few of them up as some came in Italian.
What did that Chicago based Guinea say to me when invoking that taunt? The slimy fucking-shit-for-brains invoked something where he's relentless when he fights back.
The light blue blog posting to Tumblr: "fottuto Folletto ubriaco"
What the hell was that? Did he throw a double homicide slur at me?
The light blue blog posting to Tumblr: "fottuto Folletto ubriaco"
What the hell was that? Did he throw a double homicide slur at me?
by illinoishorrorman January 21, 2018