Virgin Ears

A person who has been vaguely exposed to sex, drugs, profanities and doesnt have a tight grasp on reality.

Susie has a pair of virgin ears.

by Elena March 1, 2005

Virgin Ears

Ears that have not yet been exposed to profanity or other vulgarity. Often to protect their auditory virginity a squeamish person will employ the time tested earmuffs.

In order to protect his virgin ears little Billy used earmuffs while daddy told his buddies about what he did at the bar last night.

by MysticX March 19, 2010

Virgin Ears

Someone who has never heard of a certain topic, word, song, etc.

Kelly: So i heard Laura was sandwiched last night by two guys she just picked up.
Jenny: Shh- not so loud. Sarah has virgin ears!

by G121 March 19, 2010

Virgin Ears

adjective

1. Lacking worldly experience and understanding,

2. Showing or characterized by a lack of sophistication and critical judgment

"Don't say that there are Virgin Ears present!"

by sunsetgirl18 March 19, 2010

Virgin Ears

A person that has not had a penis inserted into their ear far enough to break the skin of the eardrum.

Susie has preformed oral sex, but her virgin ears have not be penetrated yet.

by Family Guy Ear Sex Fan March 19, 2010

virgin ears

The name for the outer wall of the vagina which sometimes is mistaken for an ear.

John: WTF!! She has 2 ears growing out of her crotch!
Billy: LOL, you schmuck,those are virgin ears.

Trekky fan: doctor,is there anyway to stop my virgin ears from hanging down so much,id like to turn them into Mr. Spock ears

by ronnie3091 March 20, 2010

ear virgin

People who're so "Highly" sensitive to fowl language, they don't wish "Anyone" about them using it.
(Advanced virgin ears)

Duane Roper at Sears is an ear virgin.

by dmccowan August 9, 2008