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A person who has been vaguely exposed to sex, drugs, profanities and doesnt have a tight grasp on reality.
by Elena February 28, 2005
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Ears that have not yet been exposed to profanity or other vulgarity. Often to protect their auditory virginity a squeamish person will employ the time tested earmuffs.
In order to protect his virgin ears little Billy used earmuffs while daddy told his buddies about what he did at the bar last night.
by MysticX March 19, 2010
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Someone who has never heard of a certain topic, word, song, etc.
Kelly: So i heard Laura was sandwiched last night by two guys she just picked up.
Jenny: Shh- not so loud. Sarah has virgin ears!
by G121 March 19, 2010
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1. Lacking worldly experience and understanding,

2. Showing or characterized by a lack of sophistication and critical judgment
"Don't say that there are Virgin Ears present!"
by sunsetgirl18 March 19, 2010
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A person that has not had a penis inserted into their ear far enough to break the skin of the eardrum.
Susie has preformed oral sex, but her virgin ears have not be penetrated yet.
by Family Guy Ear Sex Fan March 19, 2010
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The name for the outer wall of the vagina which sometimes is mistaken for an ear.
John: WTF!! She has 2 ears growing out of her crotch!
Billy: LOL, you schmuck,those are virgin ears.

Trekky fan: doctor,is there anyway to stop my virgin ears from hanging down so much,id like to turn them into Mr. Spock ears
by ronnie3091 March 20, 2010
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Someone who had never been exposed to double homicide or prison language.

Extremely funny responses when some ask that's in first grade no less, "Mommy what is sliming?"

The mother having been a member of a Baptist church looked up the term and blushed. My friends from College Church were trying to get me employ "Utah Profanity" when they heard me utter the word "shit" as a church mate from Assemblies of God heard me drop "Fuck" after my factory accident where the left index finger was mutilated.

An interview a former church mate from the 1994-1996 era did an interview that he for the first time was uncensored where I ribbed on the then vocalist, "you really don't need to watch your language around me. If you want to go for broke, go ahead let the f-bomb fly." I said this smiling when I did my blog, "I relate to a Christian who does swear than one who never uttered an explicit term."

The term some say has origins in Glenbard East when I did the Italian counterpart to fucker as a teacher heard me say this and understood Italian *whoops*
A Utah resident walking around Glendale Heights and telling a smart-ass to "shut the front door."
"Hey Vertical Smile, this is the fucking mid-1990s. Where the hell did you borrow your language from. The character from Hi Honey I'm Home. You're in Glendale Heights where discussions are candid about ghosts being made because the impaling of a hallowpoint"

The Utah resident dropped his jaw as he never heard the word twat referred in a colorful way, "What the..... my Virgin Ears had been brutally violated."

He continues, "Oh flip, this one produced the true crime yarn The Cabbie Homicide. Wait a sec, he's connected to Assemblies of God?!? " Seeing his website, "He's a Christian and he writes like this?!?!"
by ilinoishorrorman February 14, 2018
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