illinoishorrorman's definitions

Pug

Shortened last name of a horror author from the Latter Day Saint front who retorted to me with "Eat my pussy asswipe" when I asked him how could he be a practicing Mormon and an open donut puncher. My response was a self-deprecation crack which implies he wasn't born with one and no I wasn't going to suck below his waste nor was I going to toss his salad. A Motley Vision has an interview of him from 02/04/2010 where he speaks of being a "totally queer Mormon, but celibate." As this was from a quote on Wikipedia.org, Latter Day Saints and Assemblies of God are noted for being frequent verbal sparring partners -- as some of the barbs would borrow from the 1991, thrash metal mindscrew track "A Dog's Breakfast" as we point out that their founder is a womanizing con man who practiced folk magick and has roots in Freemasonry. When engaging Latter Day Saints employ modern translations such as The New Living or The Voice; then wham line with the "drink your own piss and eat your own dung" referring to the King James Version entries.

The Lovecraft E-Zine was torqued over my critical remark relating to "Pug" as its noted that I got a Jello Eating Bunny cussing me out for seeing a contradiction in their teachings. I would had pissed them off to the core calling The Book of Morom a work of King James Version alternate history published fanfiction. The editor in the e-mail, "I am normally a nice guy but with your comment, congratulations you're the editor who successfully pissed me off."

by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018

Crackfic

And I thought the writers in the Bizarro Central were weird! Don't let Carlton Mellick III invade fanfiction.net as if he invades that site, God help us all! (I am joking Mellick.) The Fandom Writer in some ways on FictionPress could be coined this as some called the hell scene extremely weird. Babies Come From Wal-Mart on FictionPress has traits of crackfic with the title.

What the hell did I just come across?!? What the hell is crackfic? ::looking at some of the stories:: don't ask.

by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018

Another Hope

The infamous fanfiction 'novel' lifting from the fourth installment of Star Wars by Lori Jareo as she gave self-publishing a lot of unwanted controversy. Let's just say George Lucas was more than a little pissed. It emerged as the Gothic short story The Typewriter was purchased for First North American rights for Tales of the Talisman as the writer was developing his second sequel to the flagship anthology at the time. Nick Matamas a rival author in the Horror Writers Association reported on the Lori Jareo debacle as he was invoking flame bait about the book appearing on major channels in 2006. Let's just say a lot of us who worked with the print on demand vehicle were pissed at her. Holden's Counterpart puts the pseudo-novelist on the spot.

I am sure if you're doing a novel where the characters are not yours you're pulling another like that damn novel Another Hope. That novel made it hard for a lot of us who wrote original material to be taken seriously.

by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018

Gassing

The act when an inmate is chimpazeeing fecal matter at a prison guard. When in mainstream media it's noted that the young and old are gassed by chimpazees. blogtroll might imply a childish insult but when one points out that "Dr." Dino might been gassed in prison for insulting their intelligence.

The ex-fiancee insults The Cabbie Homicide as he implied an insult that she engaged in the practice known as "gassing" in a prison setting. It's known where the inmate uses his own human waste as a weapon taking a cue from other primates in captivity.

by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018

Colorful Language

A polite way of saying someone drops all the fuck relatives and then some. Pastor's wife that happened to be a classsmate during the era of the original events of The Cabbie Homicide as The Chicago Tribune reported, responded to the colorful language laced retort like a vampire to holy water.

A christian blogger, "Thank you for your comment, unfortunately I need to edit one line because of the colorful language you used in the statement."
Me, "Shit do you realize that your own Old Testament has the line "Drink your own piss and eat your own dung?"
The Blogger: *Blush*
Me: "time to stop using the fucking pseudo-profanity and it's okay to say 'piss drinking bastard'"

by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018

The Statue

A 6000 word plus short story from 2004 where it was PG rated that invoked debate in The Twilight Zone and horror based fanfiction circles whether it was original or fanfiction, as FanHistory noted it was original with characters named Serling and set in Glendale Heights in 1987. It was noted from being done from a photograph taken in 2003 when returning from Nocturna as it was sneaked on Fanfiction.net as someone fuming over a detailed pick apart the author did, the critic had the three original pieces on the site taken down. Then it was brought over to AuthorsDen and FictionPress where they remain to this day. It was noted for being tested out on Rod Serling's widow in 2004.

If you're talking about that 2004 short story where the writer of The Cabbie Homicide introduced his hometown as a Gothic Horror setting, it was strongly inspired by The Twilight Zone where he didn't swear and had characters named based on his classmates from the era. He did a narration ala Rod Serling on his then blog as a joke and next thing he had a hook, then The Statue was born. It was noted by one of his future anthology mates and contributors of the magazine for having a scare akin to H. P. Lovecraft long after they read the story. Laura Hale of FanHistory Wiki chronicled the extremely funny debates the story invoked when it was first introduced. The ex-fiancee and critics try to call this a fanfiction work when Laura noted everything in the story was his outright.

by illinoishorrorman January 31, 2018

The Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.

The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.

by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018