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Fish n Chip Dirty Dip

A hole cut in the bottom of the fish n chip bag in which the penis is inserted. The fish n chips is shared with the person or persons who will reach in and unwittingly grab the throbbing, greasy member.

When you just know that ain't a Chiko Roll or Dim Sim in the fish n chips bag!!!
"Hayden gave Karli the Fish n Chip Dirty Dip!" "After finding Hayden's semi-soft cock in the bag Karli chucked her guts up as Hayden told her that it wasn't just vinegar on the chips, it was his cum!"

"Oh man that's so dirty I need to go rinse my mouth out with battery acid!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Jet Bag

Usually an old bag or ugly bag you pick up or sit next to on a jet or plane trip.

Refers to the bag you spew in on the plane.
"Hi my name's Tish." "I guess we'll be sitting together for the next 20 hours?"

"Fuck'in great!" "Sitting next to a Jet Bag!"

"Well hello and fuck you to pig!"

"Yeh!" "Yeh!" "I'll fuck you later bitch!" "Just give me a minute."
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Lebbo

Lebbo is slang for Lebanese.

Lebbo's are considered by Syria and Saudi's to be of a lesser class of Arab. Therefore Lebbo's are expendable to Syria and the Saudi's to use as they’re own private fuck puppet against Israel.

Lebbo is slang for a Lebanese living in a foreign country that has dual-citizenship that still believes they have the right to vote and make decisions for their mother country Lebanon, even after having not lived their for over 20 years or more, and some not even holding citizenship anymore. See Delusional.

A Lebbo is someone who refuses to accept the ways of another country, but takes advantage of that country i.e. welfare, tax etc and believes they have a superior right to still make decisions in Lebanon based from a foreign country.

In a sense a Lebbo is a man or woman that is still mentally living in Lebanon but physically living in a new country i.e. Hypocrite, Third World Trash and Culture Melt.
The native Lebanese said in a local news article that although they appreciate the input from Lebanese who have immigrated all over the world, they did not want homeland decisions made or pushed on by immigrated Lebanese people who had not visited in the past 20 years or who just use Lebanon as a tourist vacation spot once in awhile. Thanks, but no thanks!

The Lebbo was arrogant and set in his ways that he would never budge! A sociology-psychiatrist said that a culture melt would fix him up in the end.

The Lebbo went back to Lebanon, although never having been born there, felt that since his parents were Lebanese and he occasionally went on vacation in Lebanon that gave him the right to direct Lebanon's political and social affairs from his new country. See emotionally raped and parents.

The Lebbo had not realized that having arrived in her new country that she had undergone a culture melt. When going back to Lebanon although her family was happy to see her, they couldn’t help but notice that through westernization she seemed different in appearance and attitude.
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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pedophile

A sicko that likes to have sex with children.

A delusional pervert that tries to justify having sex with a child.
The prophet muhammad married a 6yo girl named Aisha and then raped her when she was 9 years old. At the time of his marriage to Aisha the prophet was in his late 50's, making him well and truly a pedophile.

"Do you worship the prophet muhammad?"

"What?" "Are you out of your fucking mind?" "Why would I worship a demonic possessed pedophile?"
by The Moody Poet January 13, 2008
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nugget my balls

A gay man's word that is described when kicking someone's testicles for sexual gratification. See bondage or ball torture.

The nugget is represented by the balls or testicles; and to nugget my balls is to have someone kick the balls or injure them in such a way that winds the person.
Cyril walked into The Laird, put down his handbag and yelled in his biggest butchest voice, "Nugget My Balls! A queue of men quickly got in line to kick Cyril in the balls.

"Somebody needs to go in and nugget that bitches balls!"

Fred who was drinking at the 'Nugget Up Bar' nuggetted another man's balls who walked up and ordered a females drink.
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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transexual

A transexual is what judges and politicians do in their spare time after work.

A transexual is when a man gets dressed up in women's clothing i.e. panties, bra, lacy crotchless knickers, suspenders, mini skirt, slutty wig, riding crop whip... You horny yet? You get the idea, or just look up the American politican Hoover.

See transsexual, tranny, trany, working girl,The Prophet Muhammad, Drag Queen, Queen of Hollywood, Hedda Hopper, Louella Parsons or Elda Furry.
Hoover said in his best transexual voice, "Does this red mini-skirt make me look too commy Hedda?"

"Please Hoover I'm on a call at the moment!"

"But Hedda the phones not even plugged in!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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The Queen of England

The Queen of England is a ruling female monarch or Sovereign that is head of state for the United Kingdom and it's Commonwealth. i.e Australia etc

The Queen of England is slang for when a female storms into a room and will not be reckoned with, and will not take no for an answer.
POMMY ACCENT - "I couldn't very well bloody believe it!" "Whah" "Jessica marched in like the Queen of bloody England and told me I was fired and had 30 seconds to exit the bloomin' building!"

When my mother died, Cheryl just marched in like The Queen of England and took whatever she wanted, and left without even a word!" "Not a word!"

Who does that Irish tart Sinead O'Connor think she is, The Queen of fucking England?"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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