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Cousin Itt

A haircut with really long bangs reaching the eyes, like a thick bowl cut, but with long hair in the back and sides.
Nice to see Dee-Dee is sporting a Cousin Itt again.
by Roth Vantage January 4, 2017
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Ruby Ridge

When you ejaculate so hard during sex that the semen shoots through the condom and impregnates the woman.

An allusion to the killing of Vicki Weaver when the bullet went through the door (a barrier) and hit her, during the Ruby Ridge incident.
I did a Ruby Ridge on Brenda, so now I gotta pay child support. Dammit.
by Roth Vantage June 8, 2016
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money mack

Canned mackerel used as currency in prison, since it's cheap and nobody wants to eat it.
Money mack:
"Hey buddy, I'll do your laundry for 5 macks."
by Roth Vantage December 17, 2017
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jack pleasure

-...Jack pleasure?

-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...
by Roth Vantage August 20, 2016
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the movies

Where do you take a cake? To the movies?
by Roth Vantage January 20, 2017
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Don Birnam

The act of hiding alcoholic beverages (especially hard liquor) in surreptitious places (such as in toilet cisterns, etc.) in order to keep one's drinking secret from people. Taken from the character of the same name from the novel/movie "The Lost Weekend".
Carl's wife caught him doing a Don Birnam last night...
by Roth Vantage July 11, 2021
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italics

Something absurdly overused on TVTropes.org
Italics are .......... absolutely terrifying
by Roth Vantage January 6, 2013
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