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Mercury

That was the car I was drivin' that day, y'know. Had a lotta cars. Yeah, different kinds... Lotta different kinds of cars...

She was standing, this girl, on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nevertheless. And, uh, I pulled the Mercury right up alongside her and rolled down the window, you see, by electric power. And, uh, she had this leather skirt on. And, she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that, I like that a lot, that means a big bush. I like a big bush, y'know.

So, she says, uh, "Are you dating?", y'know? I said, "Sure". So, she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, y'know, remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I, and she says to me, "How much do you wanna spend?", and I said, "Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours, 'cause I know it's a big one", and she says to me, "Twenty five dollars". Hm. That's not chicken feed, y'know, to a... working man. So, I produce the $25, she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt... and there, before me, lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. Pfff.
by Roth Vantage July 4, 2021
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Bill Smith

Etymology: White version of Will Smith

Definition: A wigger who sticks out like a sore thumb near any actual black people

Synonyms: white boy, cracker, fag, punk-ass bitch
Bill Smith is moving with his auntie and uncle in Bel Air... But wait, he already lives there!
by Roth Vantage November 10, 2014
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play with your prick

1. To masturbate
2. To procrastinate; waste time; do nothing

Synonyms: jerk off
What are you gonna do, play with your prick for another 30 years?
by Roth Vantage October 26, 2014
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Johnny Carson

I woke up hungover as hell and made myself a Johnny Carson.
by Roth Vantage October 21, 2017
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post-toilet shit disorder

1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit
Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder
by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014
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mastodonic

Adjective used to describe a huge, gigantic penis. Named after the mastodons, an extint species of elephants.

Synonym: elephant cock
I'm going to rape you with my mastodonic 300-mile long cock.
by Roth Vantage January 5, 2015
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Ruby Ridge

When you ejaculate so hard during sex that the semen shoots through the condom and impregnates the woman.

An allusion to the killing of Vicki Weaver when the bullet went through the door (a barrier) and hit her, during the Ruby Ridge incident.
I did a Ruby Ridge on Brenda, so now I gotta pay child support. Dammit.
by Roth Vantage June 8, 2016
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