Roth Vantage's definitions

post-toilet shit disorder

1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit

Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder

by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014

Johnny Carson

Whiskey with an Alka-Seltzer in it.

I woke up hungover as hell and made myself a Johnny Carson.

by Roth Vantage October 21, 2017

mastodonic

Adjective used to describe a huge, gigantic penis. Named after the mastodons, an extint species of elephants.

Synonym: elephant cock

I'm going to rape you with my mastodonic 300-mile long cock.

by Roth Vantage January 5, 2015

play with your prick

1. To masturbate
2. To procrastinate; waste time; do nothing

Synonyms: jerk off

What are you gonna do, play with your prick for another 30 years?

by Roth Vantage October 26, 2014

Bill Smith

Etymology: White version of Will Smith

Definition: A wigger who sticks out like a sore thumb near any actual black people

Synonyms: white boy, cracker, fag, punk-ass bitch

Bill Smith is moving with his auntie and uncle in Bel Air... But wait, he already lives there!

by Roth Vantage November 10, 2014

heidnik

Term for ground coffee.

Named so for kidnapper and rapist Gary Heidnik, who "ground up" a black woman's flesh and served it as food to his hostages.

Barista: "What would you like to order, sir?"
Customer: "I like my coffee like I like my women - black, strong, proud and ground up in my cellar. Oh yeah, I'll take it Heidnik."

by Roth Vantage July 14, 2016

Don Birnam

The act of hiding alcoholic beverages (especially hard liquor) in surreptitious places (such as in toilet cisterns, etc.) in order to keep one's drinking secret from people. Taken from the character of the same name from the novel/movie "The Lost Weekend".

Carl's wife caught him doing a Don Birnam last night...

by Roth Vantage July 11, 2021