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Roth Vantage's definitions

play with your prick

1. To masturbate
2. To procrastinate; waste time; do nothing

Synonyms: jerk off
What are you gonna do, play with your prick for another 30 years?
by Roth Vantage October 26, 2014
mugGet the play with your prickmug.

Val Kilmers

After a fucked up bender, just pop a couple of Val Kilmers before bed, and you'll wake up fit as a fiddle
by Roth Vantage November 24, 2016
mugGet the Val Kilmersmug.

heidnik

Term for ground coffee.

Named so for kidnapper and rapist Gary Heidnik, who "ground up" a black woman's flesh and served it as food to his hostages.
Barista: "What would you like to order, sir?"
Customer: "I like my coffee like I like my women - black, strong, proud and ground up in my cellar. Oh yeah, I'll take it Heidnik."
by Roth Vantage July 14, 2016
mugGet the heidnikmug.

Bill Smith

Etymology: White version of Will Smith

Definition: A wigger who sticks out like a sore thumb near any actual black people

Synonyms: white boy, cracker, fag, punk-ass bitch
Bill Smith is moving with his auntie and uncle in Bel Air... But wait, he already lives there!
by Roth Vantage November 10, 2014
mugGet the Bill Smithmug.

Hairy Potter

The act of sticking a broomstick up your ass and then running around with it while holding your erect cock with both of your hands.

For extra points, urinate profusely while doing it.
Look, Larry's doing a Hairy Potter again!
by Roth Vantage September 23, 2015
mugGet the Hairy Pottermug.

money mack

Canned mackerel used as currency in prison, since it's cheap and nobody wants to eat it.
Money mack:
"Hey buddy, I'll do your laundry for 5 macks."
by Roth Vantage December 17, 2017
mugGet the money mackmug.

jack pleasure

-...Jack pleasure?

-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...
by Roth Vantage August 20, 2016
mugGet the jack pleasuremug.

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