Cousin Itt

A haircut with really long bangs reaching the eyes, like a thick bowl cut, but with long hair in the back and sides.

Nice to see Dee-Dee is sporting a Cousin Itt again.

by Roth Vantage January 04, 2017

piggot

A gay cop (pig + faggot)

Look at all the piggots in the 69th Precinct locker room going at it...

by Roth Vantage January 23, 2017

pederast

A man who engages in sexual activity with a boy or youth; a man who is engaged in an erotic relationship with an adolescent boy; a practitioner of pederasty.

A: What's a pederast, Walter?
B: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

by Roth Vantage December 31, 2020

oxygen sandwich

Two pieces of bread strapped together. For when you're too poor for a Manwich.

Sometimes in the daytimes, I dream of a Manwich
But all I'm really eating is an oxygen sandwich

by Roth Vantage February 23, 2020

italics

Something absurdly overused on TVTropes.org

Italics are .......... absolutely terrifying

by Roth Vantage January 06, 2013

Don Birnam

The act of hiding alcoholic beverages (especially hard liquor) in surreptitious places (such as in toilet cisterns, etc.) in order to keep one's drinking secret from people. Taken from the character of the same name from the novel/movie "The Lost Weekend".

Carl's wife caught him doing a Don Birnam last night...

by Roth Vantage July 11, 2021

mastodonic

Adjective used to describe a huge, gigantic penis. Named after the mastodons, an extint species of elephants.

Synonym: elephant cock

I'm going to rape you with my mastodonic 300-mile long cock.

by Roth Vantage January 05, 2015