Roth Vantage's definitions
Italics are .......... absolutely terrifying
by Roth Vantage January 6, 2013
Get the italicsmug. The act of hiding alcoholic beverages (especially hard liquor) in surreptitious places (such as in toilet cisterns, etc.) in order to keep one's drinking secret from people. Taken from the character of the same name from the novel/movie "The Lost Weekend".
by Roth Vantage July 11, 2021
Get the Don Birnammug. The act of sticking a broomstick up your ass and then running around with it while holding your erect cock with both of your hands.
For extra points, urinate profusely while doing it.
For extra points, urinate profusely while doing it.
by Roth Vantage September 23, 2015
Get the Hairy Pottermug. That was the car I was drivin' that day, y'know. Had a lotta cars. Yeah, different kinds... Lotta different kinds of cars...
She was standing, this girl, on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nevertheless. And, uh, I pulled the Mercury right up alongside her and rolled down the window, you see, by electric power. And, uh, she had this leather skirt on. And, she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that, I like that a lot, that means a big bush. I like a big bush, y'know.
So, she says, uh, "Are you dating?", y'know? I said, "Sure". So, she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, y'know, remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I, and she says to me, "How much do you wanna spend?", and I said, "Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours, 'cause I know it's a big one", and she says to me, "Twenty five dollars". Hm. That's not chicken feed, y'know, to a... working man. So, I produce the $25, she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt... and there, before me, lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. Pfff.
She was standing, this girl, on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nevertheless. And, uh, I pulled the Mercury right up alongside her and rolled down the window, you see, by electric power. And, uh, she had this leather skirt on. And, she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that, I like that a lot, that means a big bush. I like a big bush, y'know.
So, she says, uh, "Are you dating?", y'know? I said, "Sure". So, she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, y'know, remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I, and she says to me, "How much do you wanna spend?", and I said, "Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours, 'cause I know it's a big one", and she says to me, "Twenty five dollars". Hm. That's not chicken feed, y'know, to a... working man. So, I produce the $25, she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt... and there, before me, lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. Pfff.
by Roth Vantage July 4, 2021
Get the Mercurymug. Term for ground coffee.
Named so for kidnapper and rapist Gary Heidnik, who "ground up" a black woman's flesh and served it as food to his hostages.
Named so for kidnapper and rapist Gary Heidnik, who "ground up" a black woman's flesh and served it as food to his hostages.
Barista: "What would you like to order, sir?"
Customer: "I like my coffee like I like my women - black, strong, proud and ground up in my cellar. Oh yeah, I'll take it Heidnik."
Customer: "I like my coffee like I like my women - black, strong, proud and ground up in my cellar. Oh yeah, I'll take it Heidnik."
by Roth Vantage July 14, 2016
Get the heidnikmug. Etymology: White version of Will Smith
Definition: A wigger who sticks out like a sore thumb near any actual black people
Synonyms: white boy, cracker, fag, punk-ass bitch
Definition: A wigger who sticks out like a sore thumb near any actual black people
Synonyms: white boy, cracker, fag, punk-ass bitch
by Roth Vantage November 10, 2014
Get the Bill Smithmug. When you ejaculate so hard during sex that the semen shoots through the condom and impregnates the woman.
An allusion to the killing of Vicki Weaver when the bullet went through the door (a barrier) and hit her, during the Ruby Ridge incident.
An allusion to the killing of Vicki Weaver when the bullet went through the door (a barrier) and hit her, during the Ruby Ridge incident.
by Roth Vantage June 8, 2016
Get the Ruby Ridgemug.