Roth Vantage's definitions
by Roth Vantage October 21, 2017
Get the Johnny Carsonmug. 1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit
Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder
by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014
Get the post-toilet shit disordermug. That was the car I was drivin' that day, y'know. Had a lotta cars. Yeah, different kinds... Lotta different kinds of cars...
She was standing, this girl, on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nevertheless. And, uh, I pulled the Mercury right up alongside her and rolled down the window, you see, by electric power. And, uh, she had this leather skirt on. And, she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that, I like that a lot, that means a big bush. I like a big bush, y'know.
So, she says, uh, "Are you dating?", y'know? I said, "Sure". So, she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, y'know, remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I, and she says to me, "How much do you wanna spend?", and I said, "Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours, 'cause I know it's a big one", and she says to me, "Twenty five dollars". Hm. That's not chicken feed, y'know, to a... working man. So, I produce the $25, she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt... and there, before me, lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. Pfff.
She was standing, this girl, on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nevertheless. And, uh, I pulled the Mercury right up alongside her and rolled down the window, you see, by electric power. And, uh, she had this leather skirt on. And, she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that, I like that a lot, that means a big bush. I like a big bush, y'know.
So, she says, uh, "Are you dating?", y'know? I said, "Sure". So, she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, y'know, remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I, and she says to me, "How much do you wanna spend?", and I said, "Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours, 'cause I know it's a big one", and she says to me, "Twenty five dollars". Hm. That's not chicken feed, y'know, to a... working man. So, I produce the $25, she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt... and there, before me, lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. Pfff.
by Roth Vantage July 4, 2021
Get the Mercurymug. by Roth Vantage October 26, 2014
Get the play with your prickmug. A state of emotional pain, real or perceived, usually accompanied by a short temper. Commonly seen in drunken wife beaters from the South.
"You know better than to talk to me like that when I'm hurtin', Linda. Don't make me knock the piss outta you." - Doyle, "Sling Blade"
by Roth Vantage July 30, 2016
Get the hurtin'mug. Term for ground coffee.
Named so for kidnapper and rapist Gary Heidnik, who "ground up" a black woman's flesh and served it as food to his hostages.
Named so for kidnapper and rapist Gary Heidnik, who "ground up" a black woman's flesh and served it as food to his hostages.
Barista: "What would you like to order, sir?"
Customer: "I like my coffee like I like my women - black, strong, proud and ground up in my cellar. Oh yeah, I'll take it Heidnik."
Customer: "I like my coffee like I like my women - black, strong, proud and ground up in my cellar. Oh yeah, I'll take it Heidnik."
by Roth Vantage July 14, 2016
Get the heidnikmug. Etymology: White version of Will Smith
Definition: A wigger who sticks out like a sore thumb near any actual black people
Synonyms: white boy, cracker, fag, punk-ass bitch
Definition: A wigger who sticks out like a sore thumb near any actual black people
Synonyms: white boy, cracker, fag, punk-ass bitch
by Roth Vantage November 10, 2014
Get the Bill Smithmug.