Roth Vantage's definitions

play with your prick

1. To masturbate
2. To procrastinate; waste time; do nothing

Synonyms: jerk off

What are you gonna do, play with your prick for another 30 years?

by Roth Vantage October 26, 2014

Bill Smith

Etymology: White version of Will Smith

Definition: A wigger who sticks out like a sore thumb near any actual black people

Synonyms: white boy, cracker, fag, punk-ass bitch

Bill Smith is moving with his auntie and uncle in Bel Air... But wait, he already lives there!

by Roth Vantage November 10, 2014

post-toilet shit disorder

1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit

Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder

by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014

the bottle

A blanket term for or embodiment of alcohol abuse, as in 'the dreaded bottle'. When a person 'turns to the bottle', the person will abuse alcohol to forget his or her problems.

The bottle is my only friend.

by Roth Vantage December 26, 2014

mastodonic

Adjective used to describe a huge, gigantic penis. Named after the mastodons, an extint species of elephants.

Synonym: elephant cock

I'm going to rape you with my mastodonic 300-mile long cock.

by Roth Vantage January 5, 2015

pedoglasses

Creepy-looking glasses worn by sexual deviants and other types of undesirables, typically characterized as double-bridged with large, shiny lenses and steel frames, often modeled as aviator eyeglasses. Most wearers of these glasses should be avoided at all costs.

Watch out for any man characterized by the following:

1. Disheveled hair
2. Unkempt stubble and/or moustache
3. Tan windbreaker
4. Pedoglasses

by Roth Vantage March 31, 2015

Hairy Potter

The act of sticking a broomstick up your ass and then running around with it while holding your erect cock with both of your hands.

For extra points, urinate profusely while doing it.

Look, Larry's doing a Hairy Potter again!

by Roth Vantage September 23, 2015