Roth Vantage's definitions

Cousin Itt

A haircut with really long bangs reaching the eyes, like a thick bowl cut, but with long hair in the back and sides.

Nice to see Dee-Dee is sporting a Cousin Itt again.

by Roth Vantage January 4, 2017

italics

Something absurdly overused on TVTropes.org

Italics are .......... absolutely terrifying

by Roth Vantage January 6, 2013

Don Birnam

The act of hiding alcoholic beverages (especially hard liquor) in surreptitious places (such as in toilet cisterns, etc.) in order to keep one's drinking secret from people. Taken from the character of the same name from the novel/movie "The Lost Weekend".

Carl's wife caught him doing a Don Birnam last night...

by Roth Vantage July 11, 2021

Johnny Carson

Whiskey with an Alka-Seltzer in it.

I woke up hungover as hell and made myself a Johnny Carson.

by Roth Vantage October 21, 2017

post-toilet shit disorder

1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit

Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder

by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014

mastodonic

Adjective used to describe a huge, gigantic penis. Named after the mastodons, an extint species of elephants.

Synonym: elephant cock

I'm going to rape you with my mastodonic 300-mile long cock.

by Roth Vantage January 5, 2015

money mack

Canned mackerel used as currency in prison, since it's cheap and nobody wants to eat it.

Money mack:
"Hey buddy, I'll do your laundry for 5 macks."

by Roth Vantage December 17, 2017