seltzer

drink that can get flavors that looks liek water but is fizzy

seltzer is carbonated

by I LoVe JaMie =]] February 24, 2008

Seltzer

large bird who poses as human in math classes to prey on children. not to be trusted. also is extremely boring.

T: Watch out for Seltzer
M: *runs into woods to hide*

by uhhhidek November 6, 2017

seltzer boy

originally conceptualized by the great visionary, chaos druid.

in theory, a seltzer boy is everything and he is nothing.

he is an abomination to the elements, destroying all that lies in his way.

The most common beverage for a seltzer boy is indeed, a 5% strength White Claw, Truly, Pure Still, or some variant of the newly popular "Alcoholic Seltzer Beverages" popularized by white girls mostly on social media.

some say, to this day the seltzer boy has never been found.

we're in houston and the airbnb is fior as hell. time for another classic episode of the seltzer boys!

seltzer boys doing it live, we in it!! just chugged a full case of claws and headed to the gym

guy 1: did you hear anthony's a seltzer boy?

guy 2: nah bro he got kicked out we can't give him anymore chances

by yunowelcomehere September 9, 2019

Seltzer Baby

A seltzer baby is where you pull your someones pants down and pour/splash sparkling water in someones asscrack "must be non consensual"

"Hey did you hear that Connor totally gave dylon a seltzer baby"

by Mr.buiscuitz September 12, 2021

seltzer-drop

Sinking at least 2 effervescent Alka-Seltzer tablets in carbonated/fizzy seltzer water/club soda/soda water as an old-school hangover relief remedy.

Bob got so loaded last night at the party, I just saw him doing a double seltzer-drop in the break room.

by busterboner August 28, 2009

Seltzer Enema

An enema using a bottle of seltzer which is shook up and quickly inserted into the partners rectum when the cap is removed.

Andy and Tom wanted to do anal, but where mutually afraid of dirty poop shoot syndrome. They quicly retreived a bottle of seltzer and used it as an enema. Thus the seltzer enema.

by Matty Lin January 24, 2009

Seltzer Fairy

Someone claiming to be a man most likely a frat bruh who chooses to be a feminine princess by drinking seltzer over COLD BEER. Luke Combs always said “Long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart and seltzer turns you into a heart broke pansy.” Those are the lyrics I heard. Characteristics include not wearing a shirt even though you are 120 lbs soaking wet, listening to EDM, and being very touchy feely at the bars.

Person: yo look at those dudes flexing at each other in the yard drinking white claw
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there

by Saucymcgeee October 29, 2021