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Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.
About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
Get the swoop up and squat downmug. What a lazy-a** malingerer does --- i.e., availing himself of the brains/muscles of anyone nearby to do jobs ("Would YOU do this? Would YOU do that?") for him --- instead of getting up odd his ample butt and tackling said tasks himself.
Biff Tannen was notorious for his conscience-deprived lack of effort and ambition; ever since they were in school together, Biff would youtilize the nerdy wimpy-natured George McFly's superior book-knowledge and intellectual patience/perseverance by bullying him into completing Biff's paperwork-assignments for him.
by QuacksO August 1, 2019
Get the youtilizemug. An immensely "electrifying" author who really "lit up" his pages, and always gave his readers a real "jolt".
At a young age, Doc Brown decided to devote his life to science after the writings of Joules Verne "really went though him like a bolt of lightning".
by QuacksO November 24, 2018
Get the Joules Vernemug. Writing dat either totally trashes someone and/or something, or is so hard to understand dat there might as well just be vague fragmented marks on da book's pages.
I once tried to read a book dat was printed in Arabic script, but could make no sense out of it; said book was just totally "obliterature" to me.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
Get the obliteraturemug. The infamous "I need to raise millions of dollars within a few weeks or God will smite me" Bible-thumpin' chiseler who **robbed** his congregation and followers blind.
I hear that a lot of preachers are now shamelessly using "fire 'n' brimstone" sermons filled with threats of "hell and damnation" in an attempt to pressure/blackmail their parishioners into making donations to their churches --- sounds like a lot of Oral Robberts copycats to me!
by QuacksO July 25, 2018
Get the Oral Robbertsmug. The super-welcome/relieving point in time when ya hear a repair-person make the much-hoped-for "Aha! I just now spotted what the problem is" type of exclamation, and so you happily realize that not only did he locate the source of the malfunction in your device, but his cheerful/confident tone also indicates that he knows how to fairly-easily correct said issue, and so presumably you should be "back up and running" without too much delay or expense.
I always love experiencing that wonderful "Ohhhhhhh...!" moment whenever I take a malfunctioning vehicle or household device in for service, since it means that the device is indeed repairable after all, and won't be that much trouble to get operating normally again.
by QuacksO November 8, 2018
Get the "Ohhhhhhh...!" momentmug. Since Warren Demesme asked for a "lawyer dog" while he was in police custody, perhaps he would have instead asked for the services of an ambassetor if he'd been being interrogated by a foreign government.
by QuacksO August 23, 2024
Get the ambassetormug.