I found a still-sealed bag of Jiffy-Pop among some old stuff that my neighbor gave me from clearing out her attic, but it was so old and dried out that it turned out to be just "plopcorn"... I ground it up and used it for birdseed.
Popcorn Police are the armed guards who work at the movie theater. Their main function is active shooter situations and to protect the theater staff. However, sometimes they get bored and chase noisy teenagers out of the movies. Or catch kids sneaking into the theater or into other movies after theirs has ended.
"I don't want to sneak into this movie. The Popcorn Police will catch us!" "The Popcorn police are eyeballing our group. We better be quiet."
Common sound when turning up a low quality speaker to its maximum. A crackling noise which drowns the lyrics and is amplified with bass boosted remixes.
Frequently affected, but not limited to, are music genres such as phonk & trap-rap.
"Kyle is blasting popcorn tunes again."
"Sorry, my speaker broke so my Honda only pumps popcorn."
"Popcorn music only hits my sweet spot when driving at night with the homes."
"I don't like popcorn sounds when smoking pot, as it turnes my bakedness to whole grain."
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.