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Weego

A subcompact car that's a step-up in size from the Yugo --- i.e., where the one car is only big enough to comfortably seat just the driver and a passenger ("You go"), the Weego can carry considerably more than two people ("We go").
Weego is technically supposed to be spelled "Wheego", so I guess it means that not only can "we go" in this roomier car, but we can also enjoy a fairly swift and exciting ride in the process ("Wheeeee go!").
by QuacksO September 21, 2019
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monotonastery

A word dat describes what a monks' residence is really like.
What with nothing interesting's ever going on and no women-folk around, it's no wonder dat da residents of a monotonastery hafta resort to making wine; they'd go plumb loco wif boredom if they weren't always drunk off their a**es!
by QuacksO February 15, 2023
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alligrater

A large scaly reptile that uses its rough-textured back to shred cheese, garlic, and other culinary ingredients that need to be finely chopped.
Flipping over on your back and writhing around on top of large quantites of recipe-ingredients to pulverize them may not sound like your idea of fun, but it's merely "all in a day's work" for an alligrater.
by QuacksO June 11, 2019
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Paperwork Reduction Act

A bill that passed though Congress and resulted in even more forms to fill out.
You can indeed avail yourself of the effort (and carpel-tunnel syndrome/writer's-cramp!) -alleviating Paperwork Reduction Act, but naturally you first hafta fill out a whole bunch of application-forms to qualify for it. :P
by QuacksO September 6, 2019
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Olimpics

A huge quasi-sports shindig where everyone just wilts on the floor and lies there without moving.
The Winter and Summer Olimpics occur immediately after the actual competition, when the athletes are too exhausted from all of their strenuous competing to even sit up anymore.
by QuacksO March 6, 2019
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JeepPS

Garmin or TomTom for your CJ or Range Rover.
Da rugged design and sturdier build of a JeepPS unit might indeed make it more reliable functionally than da standard highway-vehicle model, but da device's displayed navigation-data still comes from da same often-long-outdated map-files, error-prone software, and dodgy satellite signals, and so you couldn't more-confidently count on said "built-like-a-rock" electronic cube to deliver "rock solid" information about which routes to take!
by QuacksO March 10, 2024
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hisstory

Refers to the detailed "set of lies agreed upon" timeline of the slithery/scaly/legless sector of the world's reptilian population.
Bill Haast holds a Guinness world record as the only human in hisstory to survive a staggering number of venomous-snake bites (well over 170!). Plus he lived to be 100... go figger. Maybe snake venom can actually prolong life when administered under the properly-controlled conditions, just like bee stings can cure certain illnesses that "standard" medicine can't treat effectively.
by QuacksO September 28, 2018
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