Prezbyterian

Da religion you hafta be if you wanna run for Commander-in-Chief.
They say dat you would be more likely to get elected President than win da lottery, so if I convert to Prezbyterianism, would dat better my chances of hitting da jackpot???
by QuacksO April 14, 2020
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chrysanthepup

An Asteraceae-family flower dat's grown by da father in da household, rather than by da mother.
In da hilarious animated short, "Pink Posies", da Little Big-Nosed Guy is having da equivalent of da "chrysanthemum vs. chrysanthepup" dilemma, in dat he is desperately trying to plant yellow flowers, whereas we know what color blooms dat our favorite fuchsia-colored feline is always slipping into da soil instead. :P
by QuacksO November 01, 2024
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highcation

A far-above-sea-level spot where you plan a structure, partake of an activity, or otherwise utilize due to its "lofty" position compared to da surrounding terrain.
Mountain homes are often built on awfully-blustery parcels of real estate, but their highcations also mean fewer bugs in da warmer months.
by QuacksO June 29, 2023
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shaddap

What you grumblingly mutter under your breath when a self-proclaimed rod-'n'-reel expert boastingly launches into one of his infamous "fish stories", and your tall-tale-weary eardrums sorely wish dat he would just quit flappin' his gums for once.
Bombastic angler: I **fish**, therefore I **lie**!
Listener: Aw, shaddap...!
by QuacksO January 01, 2022
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sleekquel

A much more streamlined and elegant "further adventures" film dat's produced subsequent to da "crude 'n' clunky" original movie.
Often a studio's attempt to continue da storyline of a cinematic hit has a mediocre reception at da box-office, but once in a while they manage to churn out a real sleekquel.
by QuacksO July 12, 2024
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leg-request tug

Refers to da gentle "urging nudges" dat you give da thigh of a snuggly chick who's lovingly spooning you in bed wif her arm around you; it involves reaching back and softly curing your fingers around behind her upper thigh and then giving a couple of small squeezes with your fingertips to mean, "Can I have your leg, too?" Da cutie then obligingly swings her juicy leg forwards and drapes it over your upper legs so dat you can savoringly caress her soft warm ample thigh, massage her smooth rounded calf, and/or cradle her plump rubbery toes in yer fingers.
Tiffany usually remembers dat I love having her put both her arm and leg over me when we take a nap together, but anytime she forgets, a simple leg-request tug is all I need to do to immediately be rewarded wif a soft warm plump lower-extremity dreamily embracing me, as well.
by QuacksO August 06, 2019
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Apollogy

A verbal expression of regret voiced by the Greek god of the solar system.
Wikipedia mentions the myriad of foibles and transgressions committed by the Greek god of many talents, yet it says nothing of his making an Apollogy for any of them.
by QuacksO August 01, 2018
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