Matt's definitions

Dreaded Re-Wipe

The act of wiping your ass no less than 20 minutes after shiting and subjecting ones ass to the intitial wiping process. Is a sign the job was not done properly the first time.

Looks like its time for the dreaded re-wipe.

by Matt September 28, 2004

hurting

when the current party situation has come to a boring standstill usually when all the drugs and/or alchohol are gone or else used to describe a shitty welfare-ass place to chill or perhaps your current financial situation.

dont chill at tim's center. it's fucking hurting there.

by matt June 17, 2006

Kelis

the name of some stupid idiot who sings about her tits... actually i wouldn't call it singing because of her scratchy voice

my milkshakes bring all teh boiiis 2 teh yard.... SHUTUP BITCH, MINE MAKE THEM JUMP THE FENCE

by matt March 6, 2004

civic

JESUS-FUCKING-CHRIST! It's just a car. Plain and simple. It's a car made by Honda Motors, Co, designed to be an inexpensive ECONOMY car. The DX, Value Package, and LX models have a 112 horsepower engine, the EX model has a 127 hp engine (2004 sedan models), and the Si model has a 160 hp engine (2004 model). It's not made for racing, it's made to be fuel-efficient, which it is. Practically every website that has the word "Civic" in it, be it here, a forum, or anywhere else, has this damn argument about whether Civics are good racing cars or not. NOBODY CARES! Most of you probably don't own a car anyway!

The first car I owned a 1989 Honda Civic Hatchback in about 2002-ish. I didn't race it once, but whenever I mentioned I owned a Civic, people didn't care what year it was - they automatically thought I raced and that I was a ricer. Yeah, like I'd race in a car that had a horsepower range of 68-72. I learned to drive a stick shift in that car, that's about it.

by Matt August 8, 2004

retarded pox

A short-lived attack of retardation which usually occurs in short bursts and is characterized by erratic and irrational movements and speech. One may catch the disease, which will recur throughout one's life at seemingly random moments, by contact with an infected individual. Studies show the disease may be transmitted via aerosol transmission. While infected, the affected individual will rapidly lose brain cells.

Example sentence: OOOgaaaa! Boats drown!!!! WATER POKEMON...SO MANY! I like cherry squirrels. JAHAAHAHpooonboo!

by Matt January 15, 2005

Pedro the Lion

Band led by indie singer/songwriter Dave Bazan. He sings rather depressing, yet beautiful and honest songs about life and the drama that surrounds it. Currently signed to Jade Tree records.

Pedro the Lion is the best depressing music.

by matt December 29, 2004

Abercrombie & Fitch

A store that was formed in 1892 as a hunting supply/surplus company. Is now a clothing store popular on college campuses and high schools. More expensive than most other clothing stores, (Gap, American Eagle, Old Navy, etc.) yet people still pay for it. Also owns two stores targeted at elementary/middle school-aged kids: abercrombie (all lower case) and Hollister Co., which is supposed to have a California/surfer image. Love it or hate it, it isn't going to go anywhere for a while.

I used to hate this store because everyone wore it, but then I pulled my head out of my ass and realized that they're just clothes.

by Matt April 16, 2005