tebowned

To be owned by Flordia's quarterback Tim Tebow.
Announcer: "Tim Tebow drops back, rolls to the right, starts to run with it, jukes left, makes two defenders miss, hurdles another, stiff-arms, roundhouse kicks and somersaults his way for a touchdown!"

Florida Fan: "Y'all just got tebowned!"
by Matt January 08, 2007
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Creed

1) A belief, usually religious
2) A "band" made of shitty musicians who think they're good. Lead singer Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage. Became famous only by pretending to be Pearl Jam. Their original bassist was fired because he wanted a fair share of their profit. They claim to be Christian only when it's convenient. Tied with Limp Bizkit in Guitar World's "Worst Band of 2003" contest. Unofficially broke up after a December 2002 show where Scott Stapp showed up wasted. Members currently making solo albums which I personally hope flop.
Creed fan #1: Oh my God! Creed is sooooo good!
Creed fan #2: I know! They're such good Christians!
Real Music fan: You do know that Creed knocked off Pearl Jam and that Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage, right?
Creed Fan #1 and 2: Who's Pearl Jam? A Creed knockoff?
by Matt March 23, 2004
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Oxfordite

Of and/or living in Oxford
Redneck with little or no education
They are stupid rednecks, they must be oxfordites
by Matt April 29, 2004
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Yamp

That girl sittin at the bar is a true yamp.
by Matt December 24, 2002
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smenis

When he pulled down his boxers it was obvious he had a smenis.
by Matt March 09, 2004
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pack

v. To eat lots of absorbant foods such as bread and pancakes and drink lots of water before you go drinking. Packing gives you the ability to drink more in one night and helps prevent the severity of a hangover, or just prevent the hangover all together.
Johnny packed before he drank and is hangover-free!
by Matt February 20, 2005
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Scratchin in my record shop

goes with blizzm with my flip flop, means, you gonna be playing tonight?!
"YO!!! blizzm with my flip flop!! scratchin in my record shop!"
by Matt January 15, 2004
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