Definitions by Matt

joke 

A very easy course that requires little outside study.

Spend your time studying for Physiology. Nutrition is a joke.

joke by matt April 16, 2005

torrington 

torrington is the biggest shithole in the world, anyone who shops at walmart or walks around downtown in ripped clothes is a raggy, which is over 70 percent of the population. i am so disgusted that i actually work there.

"did you see that fat dirty lady enter tj maxx?" - kyle

"yeah i see it all the time, the plaza is raggy central." -joe

torrington by matt April 16, 2005

Abercrombie & Fitch 

A store that was formed in 1892 as a hunting supply/surplus company. Is now a clothing store popular on college campuses and high schools. More expensive than most other clothing stores, (Gap, American Eagle, Old Navy, etc.) yet people still pay for it. Also owns two stores targeted at elementary/middle school-aged kids: abercrombie (all lower case) and Hollister Co., which is supposed to have a California/surfer image. Love it or hate it, it isn't going to go anywhere for a while.

I used to hate this store because everyone wore it, but then I pulled my head out of my ass and realized that they're just clothes.

Abercrombie & Fitch by Matt April 16, 2005

breasticles 

used to describe tits that are so cold they are like icicles.... breasts...icicles....breasticles

Your mom's tits hit a stiff wind and became breasticles.

breasticles by Matt April 15, 2005

Shepperly 

fudge packing bitch, loves the men too much but has a small one

Shepperly smokes crack but loves the men

How much can you fit up Shepperly's ass

Shepperly by Matt April 14, 2005

McPhysique 

McPhysique : A term used to describe people who weigh over 250 and are often shaped like buoys.

Those whales walking out of wal-mart have McPhysiques.

McPhysique by Matt April 14, 2005

Cat's Cradle 

also the metaphor that good old Kurt uses for Religion

I read Cat's Cradle and it awed me.

Cat's Cradle by Matt April 14, 2005