(n)

1. The reason everyone is screwed up.

2. As children, we try to look for a cat and a cradle in the string game cat's cradle, but we don't see it, thus, it ruins us mentally.
No damn cat, and no damn cradle.
by Rainsdark January 29, 2003
A fun little childhood game that Kurt Vonnegut used to point out the senselessness of human existance. It's all in our minds.
by kilgore trout December 6, 2003
also the metaphor that good old Kurt uses for Religion
I read Cat's Cradle and it awed me.
by Matt April 15, 2005
The delusional gesture of separating the hands, bringing them together again, manipulating yarn, which Donald Trump continually plays while speaking. A game beloved of little girls everywhere.
Debating Biden, Trump revealed his inner life by continually playing cat's cradle.
by Monkey's Dad October 23, 2020
the area in a males pants that is between the ball sack and the shaft. Also refers to the dried semen that dribbles down the penis and behind the ball sack.
I got an itch in the cats cradle
by Ruben Migroin April 10, 2011
An expression used as a respond when someone passes the millionth raincheck for a get together or date.
Derives from the Harry Chapin song "Cat's in the Cradle", telling the story of a father who never has time for his son and when the son grows up, he never has time for his father.
- So, how about that movie night we've been trying to have for six months now?
- Dude, I can't. Not now, I've got a lot on my schedule. Another time?
- "And the cat's in the cradle". Fine, another time then...

- Brad, dude, we've got this awesome party coming up this Friday. Why don't you join us? You've been away for months with your job.
- I can't, I have another deadline on Friday. I'm sorry. How about next Saturday?
- "And the cat's in the cradle". Screw you Brad, you never have time for us anymore.
by Henkibojj April 27, 2011
During normal vaginal sex, both the penis and the scrotum are inserted into the vagina to achieve maximal arousal from both participants.
Example 1
Female: tonight i'm going to have the full Cats in the cradle

Example 2
Male 1: last night i got the Cats in the cradle and i still haven't recovered
Male 2: Jeez mate i'm gonna have to get one of those
by The Tippsta March 26, 2018