Jake's definitions

sweetness and light

a compliment, usually given to a woman whom you are very familiar with but occasionally she grates on you (as in pussy whipped )

Of course I'd like to take you to the prom, Oh Sweetness and Light !

by Jake March 2, 2004

dawn patrol

WW1 phenomenon in which pilots got up extremely early - usually 3 a.m. - ate a greasy English fried breakfast, then went aloft 1/2 hour before sunrise to look for Huns (Germans) on the ground or in the air. In general, refers to getting a very early start to the day.

Billy Bishop did a dawn patrol looking for Krauts.

by Jake April 17, 2004

sperm injection

(noun) the process of placing cum into the vagina

She drops by every Saturday morning about 2 a.m. for a sperm injection from my whang

by Jake March 24, 2004

john lennon

John Lennon was the main member of the beatles and co-wrote many of the greatest songs of the centrury with Paul MacCartney. During the 50s, he mainly wrote of love, but as the 60s wore on, he became an LSD junkie with the other Bealtes. After that, most of his songs were about drugs, "seeing beyond your stuff" and sublimal messages about how stupid the government is. After his murder in 1980, he's now revered as a musical God.

"John Lennon's voice was amazing in the song A Day in the life"

by Jake May 13, 2005

up

(adjective) hard or erect

as soon as she dropped her underpants, I was up.

by Jake January 16, 2004

belly bulge

(noun) the curve of a woman's belly from just below her navel to just above her pubic hair

Nancii has a very attractive belly bulge, I get a boner as soon as I see her pull her pants down 3"

by Jake January 13, 2004

JakeZee

JakeZee is worst term u could be called.. means u hella ugly for real..., like not ugly ugly u DAMN UGLY like oprah ugly

Yo man That Cracka aint ugly, damn girl HE A JAKZEE

man u soo ugly u JAKEZEE

by Jake January 5, 2005