night shift

typically 11 pm- 7 am or 12 midnight 'til 8. The infidelity shift. The time when most MILFs get a different bed companion.

Her old man worked night shift so I used to slip into her bed at 1 am and leave by 4 am.

by Jake March 05, 2004

diarrhea

Liquid poop that burns like Hell when it comes out of your ass.

The bad side effect of eating anything from Taco Bell or KFC.

Rhymes with RIAA.

Aw MAN!!! I shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito yesterday. My diarrhea is so bad that I stained my underwear.

by Jake February 26, 2003

spiritual

A newer word used mostly on the internet to define someones religion. However, because some christians do not believe in religion, they view their personal relationship with Jesus Christ as spiritual.

Religion reminds me of a practice. I'd rather be more spiritual than a robot following the commands of Catholicism.

by Jake May 05, 2005

fat

one who enjoys cookies, chips, cake, and cholesteral sticks. fat people don't like exercise and they sweat after they walk from the pantry to the refrigerator.

i hear there's a sale at buskin

by jake January 19, 2005

riggin

being pissed off about something; derived from the language Jag

" I'm riggin about that fat wiggy I kissed last night when i was lugged."

by Jake January 06, 2005

winkie

noun;a person of diminished mental capacity

He's normal but his twin brother's a winkie, he was born second and was oxygen-deprived

by Jake February 17, 2004

head

a person in charge; a director or leader.

hey! its the head of microsoft

by Jake January 01, 2004