chav

A human with a very little brain. Can be recognised by their fake burberry, socks tucked into "sports label" trousers and endless tacky gold jewllery (mainly bought from Argos!). These primitive people are offten seen swearing,smoking and lobbing things at random people. Pity they can't see how lame they really are!

Just go into your local town centre there should be al least a gang of 8 hanging around a McDonalds somewhere....

by Anon November 15, 2003

sploger

someone with little or no accuracy with there penis, and a genetic problem cause then to ejaculate solid sploge like nuggets instead of the norm.

George Brown

by anon June 04, 2003

eegit

From the term idiot meaning your stupid. A fool. Someone who acts carelessly.

"your such an eegit"
"What a fukin eegit"

by anon November 01, 2004

Squirrel Fishing

To throw a nut on a string at a squirrel, then when it holds on, swiftly yanking it upwards. They don't let go.. seriously.

"Hey, wanna go for some squirrel fishing?"
"Sure thing, let me get my rod"

by Anon April 09, 2005

zard

Slang or shorthand for wizard

That boys got some crazy skills
Yeah, he's some cool zard

by anon January 02, 2004

Bolas

BOW-lahs
A weapon consisting of a long leather cord with a round lead weight at each end. When swung through the air and thrown, can entangle (or concuss) a target. Once used in Argentina to hunt rheas.

The bolas was a standard piece of equipment for the gauchos of Argentina.

by Anon November 13, 2004

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catty

for once can you try not to be snarky to my mother in law

by anon October 14, 2003