Anon's definitions

car

Men's best companion. Often referred as "My wife".

"Dude! Where's my car?"

by Anon May 6, 2003

Ellie Cooke

Ellie is a very sexy, pretty, cool, wanted, hot, envied, beautiful girl. All the girls want to be her, and all the guys want to see her.
All her friends are beautiful people, because she's only friends with people who look the part.

She is very loving, and lovable, and sweet and clever, and she is very generous too - she gives to different charities each week, and she even runs her own charity called World Peace.

World Peace is a charity working for world peace. If you wish to join this charity (its completely free!), you must say the quote below to everyone you meet.

"Peace and love dude"

by Anon January 9, 2005

guinea pig

A small, cute, furry rodent commonly sold as a pet. Eats just about any kind of vegetable, comes in many colors, screeches loudly when hungry. Possesses roughly the intelligence of a cow; sheds a lot.
Origin: Comes from South America. Named either after the country of Guiana or the fact that it originally cost one guinea in England. Raised for food in Peru; considered a pet everywhere else.

"WHEEK, WHEEK" screamed the guinea pig when she discovered her food bowl was empty.

by Anon July 24, 2006

fairlie

one who hires escorts for social events

"Dave's pulled a cracking lass for this party"
"Nah, he's done a fairlie"

by anon August 3, 2004

Rowe

Surname of extremely good looking, albeit ginger, bloke. Also see "big penis" and "Chav hater".

"oooh look at that chavster, watch it, he might knife you"

by Anon November 1, 2004

RutheyBruce

Nuts, mental, insane, shitstirrer and wannabe

She's a real rutheybruce

by anon December 20, 2004

diablo

A rubber/hard plastic device which rotates on string supported by 2 handsticks. By moving these handsticks u can execute different manuvers such as whips, cradels, grinds and catches. The most popular place to see one would be at a circus or festivals. It is also possible to get fire-diablos which have wicks on the end which can burn fuel for serveral minutes

"Hey whats that you got there?"
"Its a diablo"
"Wow its so cool, lets see you do a trick"
*Throws diablo up and whips it out of the air*
"NICE!"

by Anon May 10, 2005