Anon's definitions

squasheded

when u put a hat on and it flattens ur hair!

take your hat of or your hair will be squisheded

by anon September 27, 2003

jizzle wizzle

Definition unknown. Introduced by rappers such as Snoop Dogg. Used as a greeting by afro-american gang-bangers

1st man: Yo, jizzle wizzle my nizzle!
2nd man: Hey 'sup dogg.

by anon February 9, 2005

guinea pig

A small, cute, furry rodent commonly sold as a pet. Eats just about any kind of vegetable, comes in many colors, screeches loudly when hungry. Possesses roughly the intelligence of a cow; sheds a lot.
Origin: Comes from South America. Named either after the country of Guiana or the fact that it originally cost one guinea in England. Raised for food in Peru; considered a pet everywhere else.

"WHEEK, WHEEK" screamed the guinea pig when she discovered her food bowl was empty.

by Anon July 24, 2006

Ellie Cooke

Ellie is a very sexy, pretty, cool, wanted, hot, envied, beautiful girl. All the girls want to be her, and all the guys want to see her.
All her friends are beautiful people, because she's only friends with people who look the part.

She is very loving, and lovable, and sweet and clever, and she is very generous too - she gives to different charities each week, and she even runs her own charity called World Peace.

World Peace is a charity working for world peace. If you wish to join this charity (its completely free!), you must say the quote below to everyone you meet.

"Peace and love dude"

by Anon January 9, 2005

bang

3) to fight
4) to leave

3. alright that's it, if you don't shut up I'm gonna bang on you
4. they ran out of beer, let's bang

by anon May 13, 2005

chuh

means wot eva or yea ryt

Ami: i love u, u no tht and im sry
Rei: chuh.

by anon March 25, 2005

Galactic Toss Monkey

A measure of your appreciation of a piece of music.

That tune has got my GTMs jizzin like Ron Jeremy at a Spunkaphon.

by anon November 27, 2003