Anon's definitions

note to self

When you do something stupid, and make a mental note to yourself to not repeat it- although it is usually said aloud for comic purposes.

"Note to self- hamsters should not be used as golfballs"

by Anon May 14, 2005

squasheded

when u put a hat on and it flattens ur hair!

take your hat of or your hair will be squisheded

by anon September 27, 2003

dilly

A tablet of Dilaudid® a strong analgaesic (hydromorphone hydrochloride 1, 2, 3, 4, or 8 mg) derived from morphine and invented in Germany in 1926; it is eight times stronger than morphine via the intravenous route and therefore marginally stronger than heroin.

I finally got relief from the injury after the doctor switched me from Vicodin to some 3 mg Dillies.

by anon September 27, 2004

Cake

Means butt

I really wanna eat some cake right now.

by anon May 16, 2018

egg salad

A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

Specifically: (a) The soapy substance covering the skin of newborn infants. (b) The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin.

by anon November 21, 2002

Rowe

Surname of extremely good looking, albeit ginger, bloke. Also see "big penis" and "Chav hater".

"oooh look at that chavster, watch it, he might knife you"

by Anon November 1, 2004

RutheyBruce

Nuts, mental, insane, shitstirrer and wannabe

She's a real rutheybruce

by anon December 20, 2004