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wokesexual 

The highest form of woke is bending your sexuality to virtue signal that you are in the woke mob.
Castro SF, is the wokesexual capitol. Find former men and women flashing BLM butt plugs in broad daylight, and the highest genders per capita in the world.
wokesexual by wokeisha February 15, 2022
woeser is the kindest , most beautiful person ever . she loves to make new friends and is always there for you
person : hi ! do you know woeser !

other person : i love woeser ! she’s my best friend !
woeser by idontcaplmfao February 13, 2020
The stuffed animal (or blanket) that a young child grows deeply attached to. In many cases the child cannot go to sleep without their wobee or is very upset if they lose their wobee.
Little John's wobee is his stuffed bear. He carries it everywhere with him and won't go to sleep without it.
Wobee by zenofile June 6, 2009
They are kind and generous. They will always bring a smile on your face no matter how hard the situation. You can always rely on them as a friend, as family or as life partners. They will show you the beautiful sides of life and will stick by your side during the dark times. Always be grateful for them.
Woesel is such a kind person.
woesel by བདེ་བ། November 24, 2021

mikkel wobeser andersen 

He is a fucking cool becouse he has a friend named Rondy!!!!!!!!!!
Being defined by Mikkel wobeser andersens mor!
webesence, n. one's presence on the internet (usually via blogs or profile pages, such as myspace, livejournal, xanga, facebook, etc.); the synergy between multiple personal info pages online
(pl. webesences)
I've been procrastinating all day by updating my webesence.
webesence by DougB September 26, 2006
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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