Skem

Short for skelmersdale.

1. A place kinda near liverpool.
2. A shit hole.
3. A place with fuck all to do.

'Fucking hell, theres fuck all to do in skem'
'Skem is a shit hole'

by anon April 26, 2005

Skem

A former mining village in west Lancashire. Sometime during the 60s the village was flattened and replaced with a series of huge apocalyptic like council estates with hardly any roads leading in or out of them. Complete with dozens of grim underground subways miles of footpaths and a slightly surreal and dilapidated shopping centre known locally as the conny, skem is without doubt one of the weirdest places in Britain. Oh by the way there's no train station either, just thousands of taxis because no one drives.

Skem? That's one fucking shithole that.

You live in Skem? Fuckin ell laa heavy that!

by Skem bippo December 24, 2018

Skem

A rather odd place in the North of England that looks very much like Milton Keynes.

"Skem? Milton Keynes? Whats the difference?"

by robo2219 August 31, 2008

Skem

A shit place near Liverpool. There is different parts of Skem. Tan house, Dig moor, birch green and other places. People get stabbed and everyone is in gangs.everyone I mean EVERYONE smokes weed.And there is a lotta wannabe gangsters

Skem is shit.There is nothing to do in Skem.

by Fuck on your bitch like I’m He November 23, 2017

Skem

A community of reptilian dog shaggers.

Skem is a community full of dog shaggers

by DefinitionMan20 December 5, 2017

Skem

Council flats, roundabouts and The Conny

"oh shit we've gotta drive through skem"
"We better keep the windows up and the doors locked then"

by Duck 274 March 15, 2020

Skem

A chav who lives in skelmersdale

Desemme jones is a skem

by Lennon pilkinton July 23, 2019