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The only way to be dismissed from the military is to be crazy and to ask to be dismissed. Catch-22 states that if you ask to be dismissed from the military, you are not crazy. Catch-22 meant so much more than that, it was the excuse used for every insane order that the officers would give to the troops, was used for every justification. The best definition of Catch-22 is what the old women told Yossarian when he returned to Italy to search for Nately's whore. She told him MPs had come into the whorehouse and arrested everyone, and as justification they had used Catch-22. She then said "Catch-22 means they are allowed to do anything that you can't stop them from doing." There are not 21 other catches, Catch-22 is the only catch that is ever needed.
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind... If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.
by anon November 4, 2004
Get the Catch-22mug. ashkan shows off all the time...
He sucks his own dick...
likes to think he better than everyone else.....
He sucks his own dick...
likes to think he better than everyone else.....
by anon October 7, 2003
Get the ashkan....mug. a really funky game that was on our second ever computer which ran on dos... you had to navigate a little blob into the dangerous area to take more safe space but doing a whole rectanle (or other shape) whilst avoiding the bouncy blobs which kill you, or touching your line before it's sealed into a safe space cos that kills you too. as you go up levels there are more bouncy blobs which move faster...
by anon February 26, 2005
Get the xonixmug.