Homito

it's like homie ;
female verion would be homita ;
a good friend you're close to.
"Eyy homito, que te pasa ?"
by x__; flakita. January 18, 2009
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IWTOYWIM

Stands for "I will think of you when I masturbate", A creepy message to put in the back of your classmates yearbooks.
by Urban Dictionary January 26, 2009
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sexual equinox

It's the point in your life at which your age matches your number of sexual partners
Dude I just had an amazing weekend.

Why? What happened?

I hit my sexual equinox.

Bro, that's amazing, especially at 45.
by Barguments December 23, 2015
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pollotarian

A pollotarian (aka a pollovegetarian or a pollo-vegetarian) is someone who will not eat the flesh of any red meat mammals, but does include chicken, turkey and other poultry. They may or may not also exclude fish, seafood or products like eggs and dairy from their diet. Reasons for exclusion vary from taste preference to ethical issues.
Also seen as Pescetarianism, Semi-vegetarianism, Flexitarianism, Lacto-ovo vegetarianism
Many pollotarians buy there poultry from cage free farms.
by Taihanne May 17, 2008
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Old slippers

The genitals of a past significant other that after consideration and comparison are the ones you love the most
"My girpelfriend said she missed my old slippers"
by Duck footed clydesdale June 11, 2016
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yopro

Short for "young professional," especially presumptuous, self-interested types.
That bar is overrun by yopros in suits going on and on about their boring office jobs. Why are they acting twice their age?
by froggy923 October 06, 2009
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Shavocado

You can tell Johnny was quite proud of his shavocado as he entered the locker room showers.
by JB Overstreet January 20, 2009
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