The amount of fries taken by your female significant other, after you've already asked her if she was hungry but she insisted she didn't want anything.

Taking a dick pick angling the camera up towards ones face, covering your head with your dick head. Resulting in an image of a dick with arms.

A common misspelling of the word "pundit," usually made by people with a fourth-grade education.

Morning (AM) bowel movement (BM). The first poop of the day, almost always taken immediately upon awakening in the morning.

A "beer dump" is a type of AM BM, but not all AM BMs are beer dumps.

honest to god, I swear on my mother!

Someone who doesn't know how to read an emoji.

Boys smell like basic laundry detergent, plain soap, a little bit of protein powder, and fresh rubber.