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voluntold: The exact opposite of volunteering. Always used in reference to an unpleasant task to which you have been assigned by your boss.
Example 1:
Co-worker 1: I hear you got a transfer.
Co-worker 2: Yeah. I didn't want to, but I was voluntold.
Example 2:
Co-worker 1: You want to go fishing Saturday???
Co-worker 2: I can't, I got voluntold I have to work this weekend.
Co-worker 1: I hear you got a transfer.
Co-worker 2: Yeah. I didn't want to, but I was voluntold.
Example 2:
Co-worker 1: You want to go fishing Saturday???
Co-worker 2: I can't, I got voluntold I have to work this weekend.
by Honorarius April 17, 2006
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2 shots of Ouzo
1 shot of Amaretto
1 shot of Scotch
Combine in glass...
Chug...
History of the ugly: A bunch of us were at a bar for a co-workers birthday. We bought the birthday boy a number of shots, so many in fact, that he couldn't drink them fast enough. We convinced him to pour the four remaining shots (The ones listed above) into a beer glass, and then chug it. He did, and now as a birthday tradition, a guy MUST drink the ugly on his birthday.
2 shots of Ouzo
1 shot of Amaretto
1 shot of Scotch
Combine in glass...
Chug...
History of the ugly: A bunch of us were at a bar for a co-workers birthday. We bought the birthday boy a number of shots, so many in fact, that he couldn't drink them fast enough. We convinced him to pour the four remaining shots (The ones listed above) into a beer glass, and then chug it. He did, and now as a birthday tradition, a guy MUST drink the ugly on his birthday.
by Honorarius April 10, 2006
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1337hax0r: Any 1 4 cyber???
Ch1ck1e: No thanks.
1337hax0r: a/s/l
Smacktard: asl
B1gD1ck: ASL
1337hax0r: Where da horny chicks???
Smacktard: asl
1337hax0r: a/s/l pleeze ;P
B1gD1ck: asl
Smacktard: asl
Ch1ck1e: NOYFB
Ch1ck1e: No thanks.
1337hax0r: a/s/l
Smacktard: asl
B1gD1ck: ASL
1337hax0r: Where da horny chicks???
Smacktard: asl
1337hax0r: a/s/l pleeze ;P
B1gD1ck: asl
Smacktard: asl
Ch1ck1e: NOYFB
by Honorarius April 17, 2006
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