ugly

A drink:

2 shots of Ouzo
1 shot of Amaretto
1 shot of Scotch

Combine in glass...

Chug...

History of the ugly: A bunch of us were at a bar for a co-workers birthday. We bought the birthday boy a number of shots, so many in fact, that he couldn't drink them fast enough. We convinced him to pour the four remaining shots (The ones listed above) into a beer glass, and then chug it. He did, and now as a birthday tradition, a guy MUST drink the ugly on his birthday.
He drank the ugly and puked everywhere!!!
by Honorarius April 10, 2006
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muff marinara

Slang term for a woman's menstrual fluids.
That sick bastard likes to lick his wife's muff marinara!!!
by Honorarius April 26, 2006
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mucker

Slang term for a vagina...
That bitch gave bad head, so I gave her a boot to the mucker...
by Honorarius April 09, 2006
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Pot roast

The sexual act of lubing up the handle of a cooking pot, placing it in a female's anus; then, as you penetrate her vagina with your penis, you defecate in the pot.
I can't believe that bitch let me give her the Pot Roast...
by Honorarius January 28, 2006
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voluntold

voluntold: The exact opposite of volunteering. Always used in reference to an unpleasant task to which you have been assigned by your boss.
Example 1:

Co-worker 1: I hear you got a transfer.
Co-worker 2: Yeah. I didn't want to, but I was voluntold.

Example 2:

Co-worker 1: You want to go fishing Saturday???
Co-worker 2: I can't, I got voluntold I have to work this weekend.
by Honorarius April 17, 2006
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helmets and gloves

Helmets and gloves is a form of boxing played before or after a hockey/lacrosse practice/game. Two participants wear their hockey/lacrosse helmets and gloves while the rest of the team watches. The object of the game is to punch the other person in the head as much as possible. ONLY punches to the head are allowed. Match ends when one person gives up or gets knocked down. A common game among teenage hockey/lacrosse players to see who is tougher.
Player 1: Wanna go helmets and gloves after the practice???
Player 2: Sure.
by Honorarius May 21, 2006
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shoe wedgie

The term for when someone ties their shoes so tight that the opposite sides actually touch in the middle above the tongue.
Person 1: Hey, look at Mike, he's got a shoe wedgie...
by Honorarius April 13, 2008
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