Ivaginary Friend

An imaginary female that a male lies about having sex with.
Mike was bragging about having sex with Lucinda, who we all know is his Ivaginary Friend.
by Nathan Lucas Scott January 21, 2016
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Burritoing

Burritoing (Verb) - The act of wrapping yourself in multiple blankets, nearing, but not reaching, the point of suffocation.
Cam was burritoing while watching a movie! He was so comfy wrapped up in all the blankets!
by Toasty Tortilla February 11, 2014
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coolin

another word for chillin.

hanging out

in the house doing you.
john: hey wassup what you been up to?

Michael: nothing just been coolin with the homies
by Dee Sparx June 24, 2009
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boob cuddle

When one rests their head on breast while cuddling. Fondling may or may not happen.
Rodrick gave Jess a boob cuddle last night
by CaptainsMissSlickbooty January 13, 2016
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Dusty balls

A hood term used to describe when a man has not had sexual intercourse for a prolonged period of time.
Guy: Dude I just fucked the hottest bitch last night!

Other guy: Aw man that sounds amazing. I haven't banged anybody in months.

Guy: Daaaaamn you got dusty balls boy!
by Shrekluvr69 January 15, 2016
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deadbeat kids

Having children that just aren't worth supporting
"Let the state take care of them, they're deadbeat kids"
by Reginald Byrd January 15, 2016
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wedmate

In the wake of the recent legalization of LGBT marriage in the U.S. , this gender-neutral noun refers to a person about to get married very soon or recently did so, for either LGBTQ or straight people. (synonyms: bride, groom).
For this rehearsal, I need the wedmates to go stand right in front of the minister and hold hands.

Yes, I am getting married next week...may I introduce you to my wedmate, Terry?

Congratulations to our new wedmates!
by Margo S. January 09, 2016
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