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Voice Mail by Brain Bubbles January 6, 2009
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Voice Mail Phobia
When you are literally scared to death to check your voice mail because you feel you are certain there is bad news in your voice-mail you do not want to hear or do not want to confront.
Elena: "Uncle Carmine have you checked your voice mail? I can't leave you any more voice mails because your mail box is full!"
Uncle Carmine: "No Elena I have not as I have been diagnosed with Voice Mail Phobia"
Uncle Carmine: "No Elena I have not as I have been diagnosed with Voice Mail Phobia"
Voice Mail Phobia by Don Gesu (Zio Carmine) November 3, 2010
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Voice mail fail
when you call someone and have a conversation with what you think is them, but is actually their voicemail.
Voice mail fail by skm7227 April 18, 2010
voice mail courier
An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them a voice mail, usually to confirm that the voice mail has been received.
Donald: I just left you a message. Did you get it?
Andrew: Probably, I haven't checked.
Donald: Can you check?
Andrew: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.
Donald: Thoughts?
Andrew: My immediate thoughts are you're a voice mail courier and a douchebag.
Andrew: Probably, I haven't checked.
Donald: Can you check?
Andrew: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.
Donald: Thoughts?
Andrew: My immediate thoughts are you're a voice mail courier and a douchebag.
voice mail courier by andytheclark August 28, 2009
voice mail hell
When accessing a voice mail phone answering system, one becomes lost, going down the wrong path or getting stuck in a loop, unable to get pertinent information or leave a message with the appropriate party.
voice mail hell by Joel 1952. May 28, 2006
voice mail bankruptcy
Having so many voice mails that you have to delete everything and start over cuz there is no way you will ever be able to call everyone back.
Jennae had to declare voice mail bankruptcy cuz she was over 100 and everybody knows that people only leave voice mails when they want something.
voice mail bankruptcy by JRK STP July 26, 2007
voice mail critics
when two people get bored, call most of thier friends who they know will not pick up, then critize their voicemail. . then measure it on a scale from one to ten (one being the lowest and ten being the highest)
voice mail critics by margarita mckenzie June 10, 2009
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
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