wash and wank

To pleasure yourself in the shower. It's convenient because it kills two birds with one stone, the buckling down and the clean up.

Friend: Hey you wanna go to taco bell?
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol' wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee

by bound2 June 01, 2016

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Boner Bungee

Strapping a relentless boner down with the elastic waist band of your boxers.

Jess: Jesus Mike, would you do something about that boner? It's making all the Pi Phi's uncomfortable.

Mike: I can't, miss perfect tits just walked by and I nearly got Boner Narcolepsy.

Jess: Well strap it down with a Boner Bungee, or someone's going to call campus police.

by RJH2 May 24, 2016

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Noice

Legit Bomb af

Hot Cheettos are pretty noice

by Soccermomfromnj May 24, 2016

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dickini

Synonymous with "man thong". A combination of "dick" and "bikini".

Cindy: Wow, Steve does not have enough package to be rocking that dickini. Not a good move.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man December 01, 2010

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Butt Toe

Like camel toe except in the rear; when your clothes are too tight and can see your butt crack through clothing.

1. If you have a camel toe problem or have had one, it is highly likely you have or will experience Butt Toe in your lifetime as well.

2. What size are your pants? Must not be the right size because you have butt toe.
3. Those yoga pants make you have butt toe.

by Natasha Margarita October 10, 2013

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