Urban Dictionary

A small penis surrounded by a ridiculous plumage of pubic hair.

Excuse to miss school for an event.

Taking an incredibly toxic dump.

The weight gained when Donald Trump was elected President Of The United States

For people who don't know the word "our"

A term used to tell someone to pray before an event.

The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.