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Unpresidented

Adjective

A self-coined malapropism and Freudian slip by the Short-fingered Vulgarian/President-elect as he attempted to conduct sensitive US-Chinese diplomacy with a very-classy, bigly-nuanced tweet.
"China steals United States Navy research drone in international waters – rips it out of water and takes it to China in unpresidented act."
-Donald (Drumpf) Trump
President-elect of the US and Effing Moron
by Helmut Meinschaftgefülenberger December 17, 2016
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rectoral college

Body of assholes who assemble every four years to confirm chief executive asshole.
The rectoral college was totally wiped out after a marathon session.
by tirtle December 15, 2016
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You Done Fucked Up

Man: *doing his woman* Oh! Mary!
Woman: MARY!? WHO'S MARY!
Man: Shit.....
Woman: Oh You done fucked up now!!
by EonLover380 January 2, 2015
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Sailboat fuel

If you own a sailboat, it's the wind in your sails.
Yea were gonna head out today, hurricane Wendy left us with plenty of sailboat fuel.
by Solid Mantis December 14, 2016
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doctorbating

When your experience level in masturbating has reached the pinnacle of the field and have been established as an expert in the field.
My girlfriend caught me doctorbating and was impressed with my level of skill achieved.
by theRealMeric December 16, 2016
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trumpitantrum

Calm down, stop throwing a Trumpitantrum. All Becky said was your hair looked weird.
by Protaganist December 15, 2016
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Beat it till it's cold

When you masturbate so long in the shower that the water turns cold
- Did u finish yet?
- Now I am, I like to beat it till it's cold
by DryBass69 December 13, 2016
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