turkey tap

When someone (usually male) taps another male on the nutsack firmly enough to elicit a short burst of testicular pain.
"Man, I actually prefer getting snapped in the ass with a wet towel in the locker room now that the football team started turkey tapping me after P.E."
by TomBalls February 22, 2008
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delete your account

The ultimate RT Twitter insult.

Implies something just tweeted was so foolish, moronic, and pointless the person who wrote it should just close their account and walk away in shame.
Jeb Bush: (picture of a gun, titled) America
Edward Snowden: delete your account
by megan4242 June 09, 2016
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Breastie

A best friend of yours that has the same breast size as you
Kim: Hey look, it's my breastie Emma. Let's go say hi!

Mark: Breastie?

Kim: yeah, she's my bestie and has the the same breast size as me.

Mark: let's forget we ever had this conversation

Kim: Agreed
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hype artist

Someone who get's an audience riled up and hype, but they don't have much substance. Like a DJ or a lesser known opening artist before a performance.
Nigeria is a hype artist, but she doesn't ever know what she's talking about.
by bizbestie May 29, 2016
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beforeface

The face you make right before you bust
Bruh my beforeface was crazy when we were doing it in that missionary position
by Mendoooo May 29, 2016
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Comfort Tub

1 : For most girls, this is either a tub of any type of food (most of the time, ice cream) while she cries her heart out while watching romantic movies.
2 : A bath tub with scattered rose petals and an aromatic smell, scented candles lit everywhere, so the broken-hearted girl can take a comforting wash.
Girl 1: Boo.. he broke my heart, boo!
Girl 2: Bring out the "Comfort Tub"!
by MeteorGardenFan May 28, 2016
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