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time in a bottle 

When your husband/wife forces you to wear diapers and when you do something they dissaprove of they spank you many times.
Husband: "Honey where my dinner at?"
Wife: "I didn't have time to make it"
Husband: "you'll be getting some time in a bottle tonight"
time in a bottle by Jay March 19, 2004
(n): Mythical Creatures Union

the group dedicated to protecting the rights and privileges of Mythical Creatures in the workplace as well as within the government. Mythical Creatures only.

Organization Responsibilities:
- Defining and categorizing Mythical Creatures; includes new and known creatures
- Protect the rights of Mythical Creatures
- Provide accurate descriptions of all known Mythical Creatures without disclosing a particular creatures where-a-bouts or identity
- Provide non-Mythical Creatures with ways to donate and serve the less fortunate Mythical Creatures.
- Specific Member-only privileges disclosed only to Mythical Creatures and Human Mythical Creature Enthusiasts.
Tove 1: I became a part of the MCU when I heard they could fight my employer for my workers compensation.
Tove 2: Yeah! I joined for the free meals on Fridays and the Members-Only newsletter!
MCU by MCAVenthusiast March 22, 2009

Cakewalker 

A girl who bothers indian guys. Usually with little or no I.Q
Jen is such a cakewalker!
Cakewalker by Shaba April 26, 2004
has a bent dick
omg he has such a niek
niek by FireFrost December 9, 2021
Fuck girl always succing dick 24/7 and is a cum dumpster. Saggy tit
es with a flatter than paper ass. Fat ass hoe
One dude said: omg is that destiny she a thot
Another dude said: yeah let's jump her bitch ass
Destiny by Bakaoverlors June 7, 2018
The act of stashing contraband in the male urethra
The fuzz pulled Craig over and he had to diester his stash
diester by Morkhiemen October 1, 2021
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