diester

The act of stashing contraband in the male urethra

The fuzz pulled Craig over and he had to diester his stash

by Morkhiemen October 1, 2021

destery

destery is an amazing guy who loves being random and just plain retarded. he loves to make people laugh and hes SUPER hot. you will never find another guy with perfect hair like destery's.

have you seen that guy?!

yeah, hes a major destery.

by blehh1144 June 27, 2009

Destery Moore

An amazing guy who makes Youtube videos. He is from the channel 'desandnate' but eventually made a personal channel, 'CapnDesDes.' He's so attractive and hilarious, that all his female fans just want to have sex with him. Clearly one of the BEST YouTubers ever.

GIRL 1: "Did you see Destery Moore's new video?"

GIRL 2: "Yeah, it was called "Destery Gets a Blowjob from a Dolphin"

GIRL 1: "Man, that guy's a riot..."

GIRL 2: "I know. I don't understand what it is, but for some reason I just really want to have sex with him"

by OneOfHisFemaleFans September 18, 2010

Diestro

Someone who is very sussy baka.

Diestro, how could you? You missed the PP streak!

by PPstreak July 13, 2021

Dieter Becker-Wulff

The most innocent German cinnamon roll that could ever exist.

He is too precious and needs to be protected from the outside world.

Let's go protect Dieter Becker-Wulff from mean girls.

by Hi-i-definethingsthatidontfind January 28, 2021

Dieter

A relaxed Individual who cares most for friends and family. One who let nothing disturb them. An exciting, athletic, adventurous, and respectful person, who honors morals and is especially known for his loyalty, honesty, and compassion for others. Women enjoy his company and appreciate his patience, respect, and manors. A "Dieter" is one who knows how to treat a lady. But, is also known for his clumsiness and sense of humor. A "Dieter" loves to have fun and experience new things.

Dieter = fun
Dieter = Respect
Dieter = Trust

by Unknown3627 February 19, 2009

Dipster

A person who actually thinks being a hipster is cool. Will never refer to themselves as one, but is obviously trying to be one. Usually can be seen wearing ironic novelty t-shirt, tank top or super v from Urban Outfitters, 80s hi-tops, acid-washed skinny jeans and birth control glasses.

Habitat: The Dipster is extensively distributed in Brooklyn, NY, frequenting music shows in bookstores and bars that serve PBR. They can be abundantly found wandering around Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, record stores and over-priced vintage shops.

Derivation: "Dipshit" + "Hipster" = Dipster

Hey check out the "dipster" with the holga camera, the dirt stache and white dude fade. What a douchebag!

by Big NasD February 10, 2010